From: Michael Keckhaver <sternodox@aristotle.net>
Date: Sun, Aug 17, 2003
OK, you stupid fucking alt.slack fux. I'm writing a
new story and I
wanna know whether you want the astronauts buttfucking
the Sunday
school janitors or the Sunday school janitors buttfucking
the
astronauts. You've got about THREE MINTES to answer
me you roach
felchers.
- Rev. Sternodox, Pope of Arkansas
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
MORE PUPPIES AND KITTENS!
Oh, and the Astronauts should be da bitches.
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
How about if the astronauts come down to earth to murder
the
sunday school teachers but because one very brave janitor
had
snuck into the space station without the astronauts
seeing him
and found out the plans of the astronauts because they
had
scribbled a map of the sunday school on the side of
the space
station and he alerts the other janitors with his janitorial
emergency walky talky so that they're waiting for the
astronauts
when they get there and then a big karate fight could
break out
with the janitors using their mop handles against the
astronauts
who have astronaut swords that they found in outer space
and drove
them crazy because the swords let out anti-sword-theft
gas when they
picked them up but during the fight the janitors could
squirt Windex
at the astronauts which is an antidote to the anti-sword-theft
gas and suddenly the astronauts forget why they came
down to
earth but the janitors remind them and so the astronauts
panic
and start fighting again so they don't have to go to
jail for
stealing swords from outer space?
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From: subspecies23@aol.comyourmom (SubSpecies23)
That's much too lucid for a Sterno Story.
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EVERY SQUARE FUCKDORK WITH A PIPE... *IS NOT "BOB"*
-- Ivan Stang
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Also, please put in something involving plungers. Either
end will do,
but both would be really ginchy.
--
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Zap my P-RAM & Rebuild me or I'm gonna SPLORP
"Some tie lover's knots...we tie hater's knots."
- "Mr. Corbett's Ghost"
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!"
- "Futurama"
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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>
if they don't already, someone should manufacture plungers
with a suction
cup on both ends. you could use it to hold things together,
like cars, or
buildings, or bald people.
nikolai
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there *has* to be a market for this.
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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>
sorry about the late reply, but i live on the other
side of the planet.
could you have one of the janitors buttfucking an astronaut,
who is
buttfucking a janitor who is buttfucking an astronaut
and so on in a circle
involving about 20 people? i was going to say "23"
but then there'd be an
instance of a janitor buttfucking a janitor or an astronaut
buttfucking an
astronaut, and we can't have that.
nikolai
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"It's in REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!"
- Kent Brockman
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