Advice on how to wipe yourself and clean your skinfolds

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Wed, Nov 5, 2003

gunhed57@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote:
> FatCleaner" <fatcleaner@fatcleaner.com> wrote in message
> news:XO1DJ47T37929.9046643519@Gilgamesh-frog.org...
> > From the NAAFA discussion boards:
> > > >
> > "luckyduck
> > Member
> > Member # 3732
> > posted 11-04-2003 07:06 AM
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > -----
> > Hi JoJo,
> > Welcome to the boards. I had surgery on my shoulder 2 years ago and my
> > ability to reach became even more difficult than it already was. I solved
> > my problems by buying a shower head on ebay that has a hose attached to it.
> > You can switch between the shower head and the hose. It was only $20 and I
> > wouldn't trade it for the world. I also buy the small loofahs on wooden
> > sticks for a dollar at the local dollar store. The wood handle doesn't bend
> > like the plastic ones when you're trying to reach far regions and the small
> > loofah makes it a little easier if you're trying to wash under your belly.
> > Amplestuff.com has a line of items that you can buy to help with hygeine
> > also."
>
> What kind of world do we live in where there is an organization whose goal
> is to make being this fucking fat acceptable?

The same kind of world where people will pay $25 for a video of some
skinny Polynesian fellow fucking some mega-plumper's folds madly and
acting like he's found the nearest thing to Heaven a walking foreign
bone-farm is gonna get. We have bumper stickers to offer, if you like:
"Fuck a fatty fold for Jesus". However, you're on your own if you put
on on yer car and then drive through ANY southern state.

HellPope Huey
"Do it the stupid way or you're fired!"
Dilbertarians 23: 6-14.

I write down everything I want to remember.
That way, instead of spending a lot of time
trying to remember what it is I wrote down,
I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
- Beryl Pfizer

"Umm. Hmm. Nope, no giant cows in this town.
But come to think of it,
there is a giant cow about 30 miles south of here."
- Gas station guy, Carrington.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Huey, this morning you certainly are "on a roll," as they say. So to
speak.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

You little hypocrite. I KNOW you're just dying to go spelunking under
my dewlap. Don't bother, I got all the change out last week. Try yer
couch again.

HellPope Huey
You wouldn't understand; its a TRICERATOPS thing

"There are certain forces at your back that protect you,
in a way...
...I'd rather go back to the California Correctional System
than lose a thumb.
Compared to some things that could happen to you,
incarceration is not all that bad."
- Robert Downey Jr.

"AHHH! Its the RAPTURE!
Get Bart out of the house before God comes!!"
- Homer

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