From: edconrad@shenhgts.net (Ed Conrad)
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2003
Yep!
Discovered Sunday, Aug. 10, and they all originated
between anthracite veins.
One, if I'm not mistaken, is a petrified tooth (the
biting edge
broken off during the horrific catastrophe)
No! No! No! YOU guess which one.
Please be assured that I can match a different petrified
bone
for every insult launched against truth on talk.origins.
I'm confident I'll still be standing when the pseudos
are on
the canvas, their corner men shoving smelling salts
up their
rear end to get their brain working.
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-001S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-002S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-003S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-004S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-021S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-012S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-013S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-014S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-011S.JPG
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-015S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-016S.JPG
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-005S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-006S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-007S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-008S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-010S.JPG
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-019S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-020S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-021S.JPG
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-009S.JPG
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/PetBones/MVC-018S.JPG
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PS: The marks on No. 14 were there when the specimen
of petrified bone was found.
Ed Conrad
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> http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
and
Proof of Liffe After Death
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
I dunno about life after death -- most of those who've
been dead have
remained suspiciously tight-lipped about it -- but I
can vouch (in a
notarized letter) that I myself am at LEAST as old as
coal, and
furthermore, usually as poor as dirt.
This reminds me of the struggles of my colleague Dr.
Carl Baugh for his
Creationist Museum in Texas. He has found ample proof
practically in
his own back yard that giant men walked alongside the
dinosaurs, 4,000
years ago. I have seen the fossil man tracks myself.
He also found
human teeth in unimaginably ancient rock, that is, sediments
obviously
laid down in The Deluge, but the blinkered fullblood
human scientists
decided to call them "shark teeth." Unable
to face the full brunt of
the truth, head-on. Their watered-down human blood leaves
their brains
too weak to withstand the forbidden knowledge of the
Yeti, which is our
rightful inheritance.
"CREATIONIST MUSEUM PURCHASES 5,000 YEAR OLD TYRANNOSAURUS
SKELETON"
was a headline that thrilled me when I first saw it
in The Onion, but
then I realized with some disappointment that this "Onion"
is a
satirical publication and that they were in no wise
sincere. Those
sorts of shenanigans do nothing for serious science.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: uj797@victoria.tc.ca (Arthur T. Murray)
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>I dunno about life after death -- most of those
who've been dead have
>remained suspiciously tight-lipped about it -- but
I can vouch (in a
>notarized letter) that I myself am at LEAST as old
as coal, and
>furthermore, usually as poor as dirt.
A Stangl was one of my forebears in Bohemia.
Pray Bob, are we of the same ilk?
>This reminds me of the struggles of my colleague
Dr. Carl Baugh for his
>Creationist Museum in Texas. He has found ample
proof practically in
>his own back yard that giant men walked alongside
the dinosaurs, 4,000
>years ago. I have seen the fossil man tracks myself.
He also found
>human teeth in unimaginably ancient rock, that is,
sediments obviously
>laid down in The Deluge, but the blinkered fullblood
human scientists
>decided to call them "shark teeth." Unable
to face the full brunt of
>the truth, head-on. Their watered-down human blood
leaves their brains
>too weak to withstand the forbidden knowledge of
the Yeti, which is our
>rightful inheritance.
My heirs will inherit -- bseides the wind -- a copy
of your book
"High Weirdness by Mail: A Directory of The Fringe:
Mad Prophets, Crackpots,
Kooks & True Visionaries"
by Rev. Ivan Stang,
which I bought ca. 1988 and have treasured ever since.
(The sad thing about the 'Net and the Web is that
they shoved the phenomena you wrote about into desuetude.)
Mentifex
--
http://mentifex.virtualentity.com/weblog.html "AI
has been solved"
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From: ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)
edconrad@shenhgts.net (Ed Conrad) wrote:
> Man as Old as Coal
...and dumb as a box of rocks.
iggy topo
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From: Joseph Hertzlinger <jhertzli@ix.netcom.com>
"An ape just threw a bone at our spaceship!"
--- From the Mad parody
of _2001_
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
On Tue, 12 Aug 2003 10:56:16 -0400, Rev. Ivan Stang
wrote:
> Their watered-down human blood leaves their brains
> too weak to withstand the forbidden knowledge of
the Yeti, which is our
> rightful inheritance.
It is a scientificly proven fact that thicker blood
is capable of
carrying more oxygen per cubic liter than thinner, watery
blood.
This allows the blood stream to carry away more oxygen
from the
brain, making it denser and therefor (so goes the theory)
allowing
it more room to grow within the limited confines of
the skull.
Actually, there is an opposing theory which asserts
that a smaller
denser brain means that there is less distance for the
electrical
signals within it to travel, therefor making the thought
process
more efficient. At any rate this is why the FDA recommends
that we
get plenty of starch and beet juice in our diets.
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
edconrad@shenhgts.net (Ed Conrad) wrote:
> Proof of Liffe After Death
Liffe after death? I can't get liffed now, and I drive a beamer.
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