Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.multimedia,alt.binaries.slack

In article <r98knvcm82iumh85k3eojl33fq33ikdmuv@4ax.com>, Saint Death
the Hindmost <death@hell.org> wrote:

>
> Despite the fact that pretty people very, very, very seldom do
> anything that enables human society to progress and evolve. Why this
> is so, i don't know.

Reason being that it's not so.

> Virtually all the things that were done that
> enabled human society to progress were done by ordinary-looking or
> ugly people. Pretty people have been next to totally useless.
>

This ranks among the dumbest statements I have ever read typed out in
any SubGenius forum. It is precisely, exactly as dumb as saying, "ugly
people very, very, very seldom do anything that enables human society
to progress and evolve."

For one thing, if it weren't for the "pretty people" most of you ugly
people wouldn't even have anybody to JACK OFF TO, although that's
beside the point.

And if DUPES want to have arguments about which side of the Conspiracy
is your GOOD BUDDY, the Republishits or the Demoncraps, the Liperals or
the Conserveabums, please use alt.slack or one of the e-lists.

There are a million little conspiracies, and they're all bred of the
One True Conspiracy that makes YOU think you know what's best for the
next guy.

Only "BOB" knows what's next for the best guy.

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PRABOB

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Subject: Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!
From: Jarto <spam@thisaccount.com>

And I thought Stang had lost his zeal.

Yes, absolutely spot on here, the Conspiracy alternative cultures
also are something of a fallacy.

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Subject: Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!
From: Selfs Layer <SelfsLayer@reflectionsdivide.com>

I second that commotion!

- Saigneur Selfs Layer, KKP, the dude at the door who acts really poor
(The Martyrist deviously known as Commandant Cube leCon)
http://www.reflectionsdivide.com

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <v04mnvssrpi5lvm4tanjvseu69ts7iairt@4ax.com>, Jarto
<spam@thisaccount.com> wrote:

>
> There's very little to be proud of nowadays.

There's quite a bit to be proud of. But it doesn't make good show biz
nor is it "news."

What Moore says is mostly true... and what Rush Limbaugh says is mostly
true.

It's what they variously LEAVE OUT that makes it all a load of bullshit
and self-serving propaganda. If either got REAL, the worldview they
project would no longer be simple, and thus would no longer be GOOD
SHOW BIZ, which is what both of those guys are doing. They'd both be
out of business if they didn't lie-by-omission their gelatinous asses
off.

The hideous, horrible truth is that the world is actually VERY, VERY,
VERY COMPLICATED, and the unravelling of true "truth," or even lots of
factual "facts," makes for crappy show biz.

Thus, our current situation vis a vis elected officials. In a
population of dunderheads, maybe just pure old fashioned dictatorship
IS safer than so-called democracy as we know it. BUMSTER IN A DUMPSTER,
DUDES!

Therefore, J.R. "BOB" DOBBS FOR WORLD DICTATOR! The world's LAST CHANCE
FOR PEACE and ON-TIME TRAINS!

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Subject: Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!
From: Jarto <spam@thisaccount.com>

That would be very very popular with most of the UK public
actually Stang.

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Subject: Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!
From: Mr. F. Le Mur <lemurama@comxcast.net>

Moore is, quite literally, just a gasbag who makes up shit he thinks
people want to hear. Your ability to change what I wrote into what
you wrote shows that you're probably stupid enough to fall for that
shyster.

->>
->> There's very little to be proud of nowadays.

Mostly because of socialist scammers and fools like Moore (at least
most don't have to wear a halloween costume as part of their act)
and people like you who are stupid, ignorant and insecure enough
to fall for his style of crap.

->
->There's quite a bit to be proud of. But it doesn't make good show biz
->nor is it "news."

People have a biological predisposition to pay attention to
"warnings," and so like getting all excited over the latest
Popmedia version of Chicken Little. Besides, it's rarely
in a politicians own interest to say that the best plan is
to leave other people alone.

->
->What Moore says is mostly true... and what Rush Limbaugh says is mostly
->true.

The only time Moore isn't lying is when he's saying something that's
trivial to the point of stupidity - http://www.moorewatch.com/

This guy was halarious -
http://www.lileks.com/writings/screed/moore.html
He's [Moore] been doing a book tour, writing a web diary
about the trip, which reads like a brave account of Lenin's
train ride through the dark nightmare of Czarist Russia
combined with a selfless philanthropy that makes Mother
Theresa look like Monty Burns. The last entry had this
priceless tidbit:

"...it is already outrageous enough to be charging
$24.95 for a book (a good way to keep the masses
ignorant and not reading if there ever was one).o/oo

There's Moore in a nutshell. We have "the masses,o/oo that big
doughy heap of sodden proles, heads bent from their daily
lashing by The Man, wondering if they'll have enough left
over after they've paid off Consolidated Coal and Gruel so
they can pool pennies with the rest of the tenants of State
Housing Block 432 and buy a copy of Moore's book - they say
a light shines from the pages when you open it! Brother Sam
was reading it at the Borders before the police beat him
with clubs for browsing, and now he can cure your chilblains
just by describing the book's typeface!

(FWIW, Lileks also has some great picher collections at his site)

->Therefore, J.R. "BOB" DOBBS FOR WORLD DICTATOR! The world's LAST CHANCE
->FOR PEACE and ON-TIME TRAINS!

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the
populace alarmed and hence, clamorous to be led to
safety - by menacing it with an endless series of
hobgoblins, all of them imaginary" - H.L. "Bob" Mencken

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Subject: Re: [Micheal Moore IS A COMMIE PROGANDIST PUSS BAG --> AMEN!
From: Jarto <spam@thisaccount.com>

On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 15:30:05 GMT, Mr. F. Le Mur
<lemurama@comxcast.net> wrote:

>Moore is, quite literally, just a gasbag who makes up shit he thinks
>people want to hear. Your ability to change what I wrote into what
>you wrote shows that you're probably stupid enough to fall for that
>shyster.
>

Fuck you LeMur, you took that way too seriously. I haven't fallen
for Moore in the slightest.

>Mostly because of socialist scammers and fools like Moore (at least
>most don't have to wear a halloween costume as part of their act)
>and people like you who are stupid, ignorant and insecure enough
>to fall for his style of crap.
>
I fall for no one. Once again, this was a troll.

>
> "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the
> populace alarmed and hence, clamorous to be led to
> safety - by menacing it with an endless series of
> hobgoblins, all of them imaginary" - H.L. "Bob" Mencken

To sum it all up, people who try and study the minds of many
people, rather than their own first, are just enacting fallacies,
and should be consigned to the negative timestream.


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