Stang is in my telephone!

From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: Fri, May 14, 2004

As I dialed the billing code today on the phone at work a normal robotic
telephone voice ( why do they make them sound female?) stated: " I P E"

I almost started laughing. Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
message a few days back (I PEE)! Obviously by telepathically manipulating the
telephone company.

I knew your church was creative but wow!

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@gruntgruntgruntsubgenius.com>

"KD et al" wrote
> Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
> message a few days back (I PEE)!

that was Sterno you retard

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Blackout wrote:
> "KD et al" wrote
> > Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
> > message a few days back (I PEE)!
>
> that was Sterno you retard

And it wasn't in your phone, I was coming from
your BRAIN. He's in there RIGHT NOW, probably
masturbating or something.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

Ewwww. Please tell him to clean up after himself.

(And yes, I am stuck at work all day with nothing to do. Alt.slack is my
refuge, my light, my sustenance...::SOB::
"Cue violins")

Or was that violence. Yes! Cue the Violence!

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>

nu-monet v6.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> Blackout wrote:
> > "KD et al" wrote
> > > Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
> > > message a few days back (I PEE)!
> >
> > that was Sterno you retard
>
> And it wasn't in your phone, I was coming from
> your BRAIN. He's in there RIGHT NOW, probably
> masturbating or something.

They're intergalactic robots and they're buttfucking his skull.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> Blackout wrote:
> > "KD et al" wrote
> > > Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
> > > message a few days back (I PEE)!
> >
> > that was Sterno you retard
>
> And it wasn't in your phone, I was coming from
> your BRAIN. He's in there RIGHT NOW, probably
> masturbating or something.

You'll really REALLY look like a retard when you have to stick a
Q-Tip in there and try to clean off the awful things he'll write on
the walls. You'll be thrashing around like a Schnauzer with a june bug
stuck in his soft palate.

HellPope Huey,
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
I Can't Believe Its Not Monkey!

"At some point,
there's got to be an end to mediocrity."
- George W. Bush

"Substantial pumping required."
- Super Soaker water rocket commercial

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

>> Why, Stang must be reminding me of his important
>> message a few days back (I PEE)!
>
>that was Sterno you retard

So? It was Stang too, you frip.

Way to miss the actual point: THE POWERS OF THIS CHURCH ARE IMMENSE!

Now, I must go stare at the TV and await the next message before it's too late!

> I pee. Interested?
>
> Rev. Sternodox

I... I'm NOT ALONE!!!

((SOB))

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

uh oh. He got your sig pregnant.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"I'm from Venus. Can you spare a lemon?"

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