From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
Date: Thu, Apr 29, 2004
God (highly intelligent extraterrestrial entity) created
us in his
own likeness.
Humans are biological robots, programmed to reproduce,
work and
question. He gave us free will, love and empathy.
Though we were not programmed to comprehend how it was
we came to be
here, or what our place is in the universe.
The boundless expanse that stretches outward beyond
our sun and
inwards beyond the atomic boundaries of our understanding
still with all our advances eludes us. Confusion and
debate, getting
warmer, says the creator.
We are the robots. This is the secret of the ages. Open
your eyes. See
the truth
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
I see what you guys mean regarding that quote about
"WAKE UP!," he
shouted in his sleep" .
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window) wrote:
> God (highly intelligent extraterrestrial entity)
created us in his
> own likeness.
So God has a big nose, too?
> Humans are biological robots, programmed to reproduce,
work and
> question. He gave us free will, love and empathy.
I think He skimped REAL BAD with a lot of us.
> Though we were not programmed to comprehend how
it was we came to be
> here, or what our place is in the universe.
Arkansas, where the men are men, the sheep are nervous,
the women
adhere to only 4 bucktoothed genotypes and Jesus is
Lord over this
godawful trailer park I saw. The sign at the front gate
says so.
> The boundless expanse that stretches outward beyond
our sun and
> inwards beyond the atomic boundaries of our understanding
> still with all our advances eludes us. Confusion
and debate, getting
> warmer, says the creator.
Napalm-warm, plasma-warm, Hello-Kitty-warm, mother's-love
warm,
bugshit-crazy-in-Iraq-because-its-always-130-degrees-by-noon
warm or
pending India/Pakistan nuclear-exchange warm? Could
you please be more
specific?
> We are the robots. This is the secret of the ages.
Open your eyes. See
> the truth
Would you please loan me $20 so I can buy a decent
Bible and a hot
meal? My dog just died and I feel so alone. Can you
help me? Domo
arigato, Mr. Roboto. Clean your nails, He's comin' back
and we'll have
to Get Busy faster this time. God bless you.
--
HellPope Huey
My head is like a tiny Japanese cork garden
with a small porno scene in the gazebo in the
middle
and something truly awful in the pond
"Your opinion of me weighs less than sunlight."
- "Angel"
No matter how cynical you get,
it is impossible to keep up.
- Lily Tomlin
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
Study the oldest texts and scriptures of the world,
the answers are
there to be seen.
The evidence is clear, but you must join the dots to
see the big
picture.
See the truth. Open your eyes.
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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
Sometimes they scream "WAKE UP!" so loud that
they actually wake
themselves up.
Not too often, though.
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
window wrote:
> Study the oldest texts and scriptures of
> the world, the answers are there to be seen.
> The evidence is clear, but you must join the
> dots to see the big picture.
>
> See the truth. Open your eyes.
Okay, for the sake of argument, let's say I
believe that proto-humans with a diseased-
ridden life expectancy of 25 years tops, who
if they didn't die of disease usually died of
starvation, had some innate wisdom of the
secret workings of things and of the mysteries
of the universe, then WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY
USE THEM?
It's like, "Wow, man, I truly comprehend a 50
Watt laser rifle that can kill any game animal
on the surface of the earth or in the sea, but
I like want to subsist by SCARFING DOWN A
HANDFUL OF YUMMY FUCKING RAW GRASSHOPPERS, AND
BREAK MY LEG AND DIE BECAUSE I FUCKING DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO IF I FUCKING BREAK MY LEG
*BUT* DIE."
Bullshit. If you really want to know how smart
the "ancient ones" were, look at their freaking
descendants. Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are
intellectually, emotionally, spiritually,
physically, and evolutionarily miles ahead of
those animals, and they're still po'buckers.
Socrates was a Geek, therefore all men are Geeks.
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
The answers lay in history (scripts of the world). Evolution
+ Devine
intervetion.
That is the answer to humanities riddle. Evolutionary
thinking. No
universal awareness.
Care is good. Empathy is lost. So starts the downfall
of humaity.
Discussion leads to general kwowledge. Do you trust
your generals with
the fate of the world? See beyond your socio and demographic
castings.
Endow the world with your higher understanding. Create
awareness. What
are the answers? If you take away with one you must
replace with the
other. Grow out of your ignorance. Stretch to the sun
and beyond. Who
are you in the universe. God is. Religion isn't. Open
your eyes.
Chi, Ki, Brahmaprana, Reiki, God
= Universal Life Force
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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>
What took you years to write takes me but moments to forget all about.
Dunty Porteous,
Human Sacrifice
--
"Its like a finger, pointing at the moon. If you
stare at the finger, you
miss all the heavenly glory."
-Bruce Lee
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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
It's easy to be callous, but deep down I know you believe
we could all
use more kwowledge.
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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>
I'm sorry, did someone say something? No? Ah, well, nevermind.
Dunty Porteous,
Human Sacrifice
--
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Dunter Powries wrote:
> "Its like a finger, pointing at the moon.
If you
> stare at the finger, you miss all the heavenly
glory."
> -Bruce Lee
"Yeah, but you are much less likely to get poked
in
the eye by the moon."
-the smartass who kept getting slapped on the
forehead
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
window wrote:
The empty, senseless babble of a brainwashed true
believer. Your eyeballs are clothed. Your faith
is excretion. The REAL TRUTH is below:
The answers lay in Slack (Slack in the world). De-
evolution + Swinish intercession.
Extermination is the answer to humanities riddle.
Masturbatory tweaking. No universal universality.
Care Bears is good. Empathy is toast. So starts the
downfall of humility. Disgustion leads to general
kwowledge. Do you trust your genitals with the fate
of the world? See beyond your narcosocial and earthworm
casings.
Endure the world with your hyper understatement. Create
Yawnings. What are the answerers? If you take away with
one and a half you must replace with six and three-
quarters of the other. Grow out your ignorance. Stretch
it to the sun and before. Hoover the universe. God-fish.
Religion fish. Open urine.
Fly, Pi, In Your Eye, Riki Tiki Tavi, "Bob"
> = or possibly < or maybe those little squiggly
equals signs that mean "sort of equal to, at least
some of the time" Unconventionalist Farce
--
Trust No One.
Always Look To The Skies.
The Truth Is Not There.
-- nu-monet
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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>
I believe anybody who cannot spell "devine"
isn't particularly
capable of discussing the concept of the divine.
--
The wise man points his finger at the moon.
The fool just stares at the wise man's finger.
The SubGenius tells the fool, "Pull my finger!".
Cheerful Charlie
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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
I believe my throat hurts.
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
wbarwell wrote:
> I believe anybody who cannot spell "devine"
isn't
> particularly capable of discussing the concept
of
> the divine.
>
HEATHEN!
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE DEVINE ONE!
http://www.kids-n-cowboys.com/andy-devine.html
In Kingman, AZ, Andy Devine is like unto a god!
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>
Uncle Andy's Playhouse was my childhood entry
into surrealism.
"Twang your magic twanger, Froggy!"
"Boinnggggggg!"
Cheerful Charlie
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Dunter Powries wrote:
> "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
> -Napoleon Bonaparte
"Mon Dieu! Zat one, she has BEEG ka-nockers!"
-Napoleon Bonaparte in high school
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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
"Mon Dieu! you kids geet off zee grass! I'll call
the Gedarmes! Turn that noise
down! Don't you know any nice songs?"
-Napoleon at the retirment Home
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com> wrote:
>> What took you years to write takes me but moments
to forget all about.
>
>It's easy to be callous, but deep down I know you
believe we could all
>use more kwowledge.
I believe we could all do without one more loonie jumping
from
meaningless point to meaningless point with a self-contradictory
schizoid acid-head religion all his very own that he
is ever so proud
and strident about.
Other than me.
A couple posts ago the GREAT SECRET WHICH IS IN EVERY
RELIGION ALL THE
WAY BACK TO THE BEGINNING BUT ONLY I WINDOW CAN SEE
was that "We are
the robots. This is the secret of the ages. Open your
eyes. See
the truth"
Now it's that "God = Universal Life Force"
er oh no it's that "Care is good. Empathy is lost.
So starts ..."
and blah blah blah.
er oh no, it's that "Endow the world with your higher understanding"
er hey wait, what the fuck IS he talking about?
See when somebody is intensely schizophrenic, EVERYTHING
sounds
revelatory to them. But what has he/she actually SAID
so far? All
kindsa stuff, half of it flatly contradicting the other
half. But NO,
he has the ONE SECRET hidden in all those books.
And I bet he could find the ONE SECRET hidden in Archie
comic books
without a lot of trouble, too.
But you could talk to him for ten years and you would
never get him to
coherently express what this BIG SECRET is.
He would TRY. He would THINK he had done it. He would
get MAD when
you didn't get it and REALIZE that you don't have the
MAGICAL EYES OF
LIGHT which he has which allow him to SEE the BIG WHATEVERITIS.
Much like Bob Dean but further unmedicated.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Birds are the eyes of God." -- Shaman Leo
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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
Joe Cosby wrote:
> I believe we could all do without one more loonie
jumping from
> meaningless point to meaningless point with a self-contradictory
> schizoid acid-head religion all his very own that
he is ever so proud
> and strident about.
That, too.
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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
SNIP!
>
> And I bet he could find the ONE SECRET hidden in
Archie comic books
> without a lot of trouble, too.
>
NO! NO! Dude! Black Sabbath! Seriously. Listen
to their first two
albums. It's all in there man. It's all there.
pb
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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
>Study the oldest texts and scriptures of the world,
the answers are
>there to be seen.
>The evidence is clear, but you must join the dots
to see the big
>picture.
>
>See the truth. Open your eyes.
The Truth will only pull the wool over your own eyes!
Then it will give tou a wedgie.
Then the truth will give you a monkey shave!
Then it gives you an Indian Burn
The the truth puts sugar in you bed.
The truth is always a painful thing to confront!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
Robot: The current state of human conciousness.
3. A person who works mechanically without original
thought,
especially one who responds automatically to the commands
of others.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=robot
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Kook: A loony with no apparent consciousness.
Especially one who speaks in cryptic half-utterances
which seem to
hint at great depths of wisdom but never actually says
anything worth
the waste of time expended listening to him.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>
secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window) wrote:
> Robot: The current state of human conciousness.
>
> 3. A person who works mechanically without
original thought,
> especially one who responds automatically to the
commands of others.
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=robot
I - am - Iron - Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
SEE?!!! SEE?!!!
pb
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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>
Robot: n. Giant 50' metal humanoid; distinguished by
accesories such as
prehensile chainsaw fingers, rocket-powered boots, chest-mounted
gatling
cannon and plasma eye cannons. Often combines with other
robots to form
large multi-purpose robot.
http://dictionary.japanesemoviemonster.com/search?q=robot
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
There are great robot philosophers too, like brak:
"When Life gives you lemons
you blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!"
- Brak
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
matter is energy. In the universe there
are many energy fields
which we cannot normally perceive. Some
energies have a spiritual
source which acts upon a person's soul.
However, this soul does
not exist abinissio as orthodox Christianity
teaches, it has to
be brought into existence by a process of
guided self-observation.
However, this is rarely achieved oweing
to man's unique ability
to be distracted from spiritual matters
by every day trivia.
VBC MAN 1: What was that about hats again?
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
If you don't like the view close the blinds, lock your
doors. Don't
look out of the window.
Be constructive, not destructive.
Here is a thought to consider.
Revive your governing laws, recycle your law books
and bibles,
unchain your religious and scientific bounds, free your
robotic
consciousness.
Live by the simple universal truth that positivity
breeds positive
outcomes.
Do what is positive. Not what you are told is right
by others. It is
the truth of the universal life force that is. It is
now and always
has been. Be part of it, embrace it and see the truth.
When confronted with a difficult decision. Ask what
is the positive
thing to do?
What decision can I make that will create a positive
outcome, without
causing negatives
along the way.
When it gets really hard, ask what is the simple truth?
What is the
most positive thing to do or say, what is the most positive
way to
behave or react?
Whether it be a decision that decides the fate of world
or the fate of
your relationship, positivity will always be the truth
that is.
What is the right thing? When these decisions get complex
the same
principle applies. What is the simplest answer gets
complicated by
inherent negativity ingrained into the minds of people
who do not
understand that if we followed a simple truth and rid
ourselves from
the bounds of confusion we would live a much happier
and peaceful
life.
Negativity breeds just that. Think about it. It is proven
in history.
It is proven at present. Look at the current condition
of the world,
if positivity is not the truth then what is the answer?
Positivity is growth, negativity is decay. It is that simple.
Be positive and see the truth. Open your eyes.
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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
OMG U R SO WISE
--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
Schizophrenic? No I am not.
I hope you are not suggesting those with Schizophrenia
are lesser
people because of their mental affliction.
If common human behaviour was defined by the the symptoms
of a
Schizophrenic, you would be the one with the mental
affliction. Think
about it.
Think outsdie your box. Don't be a robot. Open your eyes.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
OOOH!
That's so true!
And if common human behavior were defined by people
who walk around
hitting themselves on the head with a board with a nail
sticking out
of it, why, -I- would be the odd one!
YOU HAVE OPENED MY MIND, OH WISE ONE!
>Think outsdie your box. Don't be a robot. Open your eyes.
Have you noticed that in all this wise-sounding pontificating,
you
haven't actually SAID anything yet?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"I have to keep an appointment at midnight; and
not only is my watch
stopped, but there is no such thing as time ..."
- Crowley
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
window wrote:
> Schizophrenic? No I am not.
>
> I hope you are not suggesting those with Schizophrenia
are lesser
> people because of their mental affliction.
Schizophrenics are subhumans who deserve only enslavement and domination.
> If common human behaviour was defined by the the
symptoms of a
> Schizophrenic, you would be the one with the mental
affliction. Think
> about it.
If a dumbass defined what "smart" was then
smart people would be dumb.
But they aren't.
> Think outsdie your box. Don't be a robot. Open your eyes.
Outsdie? Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
BE A ROBOT. SHUT YOUR EYES. IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>
"nenslo" wrote in part:
> BE A ROBOT. SHUT YOUR EYES. IGNORANCE IS BLISS.
What KIND of robot? Some are better than others.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>
Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> What KIND of robot? Some are better than others.
True. If you are an employer, you want a robot who
gets things done
quickly and without fuss. Low maintenance.
What you don't want is a robot that trashes everything
it touches
while its circuits are locked up in infinite loops of
stupidity.
Unfortunatley, most people are robots who are the equivalent
of
cheap made in China trash sold on late night TV infommercials,
stuff that gets used two or three times until the utter
uselessness of that
product is glumly realized and it goes into a closet
to wait for a garage
sale three years later. Bush voters, fundamentalists,
people
who can barely handle simple jobs and only with far
more supervision
than is economically feasible.
Cheerful Charlie
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
http://www.robotfrank.com/classic/index.htm
All this insensitivity to robots is making robot frank cry.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Your diplomacy is higher than mine!"
"He was being diplomatic and not saying so."
-- Big Gay Gaming Group
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
"Unclaimed Mysteries" <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net>
wrote:
> What KIND of robot? Some are better than others.
Right! Preferably you'd want to be a kick ass hi tech
ultra plastotitanium
alloyed ignorant robot with kick ass gadgets that didn't
balk at a flight of
stairs. An apathetic MechaGODbot of DOOOOOOOOOOM! And
I think a cape would
be nice.
~Salacia
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From: dan-is-gay@yahoo.com (Fnork de Sporg)
secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window) wrote:
> If common human behaviour was defined by the the
symptoms of a
> Schizophrenic, you would be the one with the mental
affliction. Think
> about it.
If common human behavior was defined by the symptons
of schizophrenia
then my fully functioning brain would make me a GOD
AMONGST MEN! I
would command huge armies of slavering brutish bloodthirsty
balls-out-crazy barbarian warriors and my non-crazy
strategies would
make us undeatable upon the fields of battle. I would
fuck four
virgins at a time atop a moutain of skulls while dinking
fine scotch
mixed with blood of newborn babies from a gold and jewel
encrusted
pimp cup fashioned from the pope's bleached white skull.
And you, my friend, would no doubt have brrn dead and
rotting for
years now.
-------
http://www.geocities.com/dan-is-gay
welcome to schizo country
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
PRAISE "BOB"!
sorry you got me all worked up there.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Here's to PermaGrin.
- alliekatt
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Unclaimed Mysteries <theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in part:
> > BE A ROBOT. SHUT YOUR EYES. IGNORANCE IS
BLISS.
>
> What KIND of robot? Some are better than others.
I want to grow up to be the kind of robot that automatically
runs
around telling all the other robots to wake up and stop
being robots.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
BINGGGG! WISH GRANTED.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
> "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> Right! Preferably you'd want to be a kick ass hi
tech ultra
plastotitanium
> alloyed ignorant robot with kick ass gadgets that
didn't balk at a
flight of
> stairs. An apathetic MechaGODbot of DOOOOOOOOOOM!
And I think a cape
would be nice.
Well I was going to say the kind that looks like a waddling
trash can
with an eye slot cut in it.
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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>
Luddite!
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> > I want to grow up to be the kind of robot
that automatically runs
> > around telling all the other robots to wake
up and stop being robots.
> BINGGGG! WISH GRANTED.
AIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!! TAKE IT BAAAAACK!!! TAKE IT BAAAAAAACK!!!!!
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
That's for that time you said "I wish that sausage
was on the end of
your nose."
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
While your nation grows obese and corrupted you applaud
your own
negativity.
A culture that demotes the spirit with negative values.
Choking on the
lard of its own arrogance, dying slowly without a hope
whilst
ridiculing those who have seen and promote the simple
truth. You build
an ever expanding empire devoid of morals. But like
a house made of
straw in your bible grasping mid west it is only a matter
of time
before the divine wind comes.
Be negative, gorge yourself with greed and lust. Build
your existence
on material belongings. Identify your place in the universe
by the
clothes you wear on your bodies, the cars that have
replaced your
legs, and the glorified caves that you crawl into each
night. Surly
this is the way you say, what a sign of your superior
intellect......
But while you have no answers, what comes from your
mouth has less
value than your own bodily waste...........................
Innovation, creation and advancement are born of positive
actions.
Negativity eventually ends in decay. Wake up, confront
the simple
truth. See through your self inflicted sufferring.
Be positive as one with God (universal life force that
is) and you
will see that truth. Open your eyes.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
And of course, you define "negativity" as
"anybody pointing out what a
mindless fuckwit I am"
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"
---Steven Wright.
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Everybody JUST LOVES fascism. That's a fancy word for
one jerk ORDERING
EVERYBODY ELSE AROUND.
SHUT UP.
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From: secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)
You hate yourself, that is why you suffer. Open your eyes.
kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
> I wrote:
> >Belief that we are all robots.
> >How freshman. Lets see, was that before or
after belief in the Leary/Wilson
> >circuit theory?
>
> Anyway, tell whats his name to skip ahead to misanthrope
and save himself the
> time.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)wrote:
>You hate yourself, that is why you suffer. Open
your eyes.
Oh GOD. Passive-aggression, the first refuge of the would-be messiah.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Look in a mirror all your life and you will see death
at work; like bees in a hive of glass
- Cocteau
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Joe Cosby wrote:
> And of course, you define "negativity"
as "anybody pointing out what a
> mindless fuckwit I am"
Negativity is everything BAD and positivity is everything
GOOD, DUH!!
What do you want with your wake-up call, everything
spelled out for you
in SPECIFICS? You think the World Teacher has time to
stop and EXPLAIN
to you exactly what is BAD and what is GOOD? Jeez, if
people can't
agree on THOSE TWO SIMPLE THINGS, then civilization
is FUCKED!
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
That being Civilization's fundamental flaw.
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> Everybody JUST LOVES fascism. That's a fancy word
for one jerk ORDERING
> EVERYBODY ELSE AROUND. SHUT UP.
Ooo, look at the pot call the kettle a large kitchen utensil.
--
HellPope Huey,
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
It was Love at first KAZANGO and so we were
POW
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed
fool.
- Katharine Whitehorn
"She has a personality you can bounce a quarter
off of."
- "Frasier"
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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>
It's the goddamn positive thinkers who've gotten us into the mess we're in.
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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
>Innovation, creation and advancement are born of
positive actions.
>Negativity eventually ends in decay. Wake up, confront
the simple
>truth. See through your self inflicted sufferring.
>
>Be positive as one with God (universal life force
that is) and you
>will see that truth. Open your eyes.
No! No! No!
ow can one open their eyes when "BoB" tells us to pull the wool over them?
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>While your nation grows obese and corrupted you
applaud your own
>negativity.
Not me. I applaud judgemental, proselytizing, self rightous
yammering.
Yayyyyyy!
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>You hate yourself, that is why you suffer. Open your eyes.
Whaa- you got sumthin' against misanthropes?
Misanthropes are people too!
Down with positivity!
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
KD et al wrote:
> Misanthropes are people too!
> Down with positivity!
If you're a misanthrope, does that mean you
only hate people when the moon is full?
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>If you're a misanthrope, does that mean you
>only hate people when the moon is full?
I don't know. I only hate people when the moon is in space.
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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
secretpassion4u@hotmail.com (window)wrote:
>While your nation grows obese and corrupted you
applaud your own
>negativity.
"My nation"
MY NATION
"My nation" MY ASS you misled would-be-Jesus
son of a bitch. What the
fuck do you think "My nation" is? Who in
the fuck do you think I am?
DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING, WITH, FOOL?
"MY NATION" doesn't grow obese and corrupted.
My nation is the
COCKROACH GODS. MY NATION is the FORGOTTEN DEMONS WHO
EAT SOULS IN
SOME NIGHTMARISH STONE-AGE PROTORELIGION. Some SIMPERING
NEW-AGE GOD
FREAK doesn't have the BALLS to deal with MY NATION.
Take your puking
karmic nightmares to somebody who's STUPID ENOUGH TO
GIVE A FUCK. You
don't have a FUCKING IDEA who I am.
And your simpering pathetic excuse for a Hallmark card
of a GOD
(ooooooh ... i MEAN ... UNIVERSAL LIFE FORCE, that is
... a
POLITICALLY CORRECT AND UNCONTROVERSIAL GOD FOR -YOU-
LITTLE MYSTIC
CAMPER) would be blasted to a wind-blown glowing ash
by my GODS if he
(oooooooh ... i MEAN ... not HE, that would certainly
violate your
politically correct meaningless drooling simpering crap,
wouldn't it?
I mean ... uh THEY ... or SHE ... or ... gee, I dunno,
something that
won't OFFEND anyone) were STUPID enough to cross their
PATH.
But he ISN'T.
Only his followers are.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
You know how dumb the average guy is? Well by definition,
half of them are
even dumber than that."
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
>While your nation grows obese and corrupted you
applaud your own
>>negativity.
Your rightous anger is turning me on. I give it a 9.5
for best rant of dark
comic book rage.
My nation is full of frilly, pink fluff bunnies. We
dance on the lightest foam
of a million sweet lattes and catch the twinkle of sunbeams
while twirling our
cotton candy hair.
Now, if you look close, you'll see every one of our
little bunnies has cloven
hoofs... but Shhhhhh- we don't mention such things in
polite company.
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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>
> My nation is full of frilly, pink fluff bunnies.
We dance on the lightest
foam
> of a million sweet lattes and catch the twinkle
of sunbeams while twirling
our
> cotton candy hair.
and then they BREED LIKE RABBITS and EAT THE ECOSYSTEM
ALIVE and BURY THEIR
ENEMIES in CUTE, FLUFFY OFFSPRING.
a lot of people have trouble wondering why the bunny
has such a bad
reputation in australia.
okay, a little hutch with three or four bunnies is cute.
seing hundreds of
thousands of them eating EVERY GREEN PLANT IN SIGHT
is a slightly different
matter, unless you really like eating bunnies.
nikolai
--
Bunnies aren't cute like everybody supposes !
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses !
And what's with all the carrots ?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway ?
Bunnnies ! Bunnies ! It must be BUNNIES !
- anya
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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> Only "BoB" is well endowed enough to
do the world!
That's why he even fucks trees. Its pretty disturbing
to see,
actually, although its also far more amusing than some
half-assed
25-cent freak show such as travels through Arkansas.
There's a barker
up front to get you in, a pathetic "devil chicken"
and a 5-legged goat
in the mdidle tent, a "fat lady" who checks
you out at Wal-Mart on the
weekends and some old pappy who can pop out a glass
eye in the next
one and a preacher at the end who REALLY milks you for
being enough of
a sinner to even look at the crap in the first place.
Nah, watching
"Bob" fuck a knothole and horrify some squirrels
for FREE is a way
better deal.
--
HellPope Huey,
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
I envisoned world peace and all I got
was THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
"The future of music is in this room...
... and there's no one there."
- Owner of The Jam Box,
a practice-warehouse for Seattle
bands
"Nothing is a complete load."
- "Futurama"
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