From: drshpilkis@juno.com (TOD)
Date: Mon, Apr 5, 2004
Secret of the Mysteries- AMEN NEVERMORE!! (NEVERMORE
HIDDEN FROM
THE EYES OF MANKIND)
COPYRIGHTED BY STEVEN BAER - STEVEN BRYAN BAER TAKES
FULL CREDIT FOR ITS CONTENTS AND WANTS FULL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
sbaerr@Yahoo.com -- I am in desperate need of money!
For the millions of members of the Freemasonic Lodge
their peculiar religion is really nothing more
than your average southern baptist church, observing
morals and dogma little different from a temperance
society. But what is the real key to Freemasonry.
Not Long after the establishment of the Bank of England.
A Young Preacher, Robert Fludd, an antiquarian who established
the doctrines and philosophy of both paraselsus and
christian rozencranz in england. He is hearalded
as the Father of Modern Freemasonry.
With the acreditation
of Elias Ashmole in 1646 until the Establishment of
the Grand Lodge June 24th 1717 a revolution occured,
which was to change the course of the world. By unveiling
the central key to a new hagelian socialist WORLD superstructure,
that
few understand and even fewer baerly comprehend.
The Symbols of Masonry are identical with the ancient
mysteries. Couched in a ruberic of building and
architechural tools we have the babylonian, sumarian,
greek, roman, african, indian, japaneese and new world
mystery wisdom schools and temples.
Let us then Cut to the Case: in Phrygia there is the
right of Cybele and Sabazius. Cybele is mother earth
she is the logos she is the nurturer, provider, sustainer.
She is the Reproductive force itself.
Sabasius is her son. He is the Divine nature, he
is the shakti or divine energy and nature itself.
The Fruit of Earth.
In the Rite,after Sabazius violently rapes his mother.
And in Turn Cybele murders her only begotten son.
This is the secret of the Kundalini, Muladhara Shakra
MINDLESS PREDITOR !!!! aWAKEN THE BEAST WITHIN
(It is the Nature of the Universe that the Violent death
of Whole Galaxies fertilizes space with the vital
nutrients of life. Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Asteroids,(cosmic
evolution
as above so below-the distroyer is spiritual evolution)
plaques, famines, intoleranble Winters are all the cruel
and violent
act of the Son against Mother,) But in So doing it
is the great work of fertilizing the reproductive
process thus Sanctifying the Evil Genius of nature
and making an otherwise grusome and horible event (rule
of the Jungle)
a celebration of life. Thus it was apprehended that
the human divine nature itself was the predidation of
the savage beast and The mindless primitor.And to awaken
this divine
spark of energy a killing must take place. And so
In the Autum, spring and winter a female initiate is
selected to be Mother Earth, and a Divine Son is
also selected. Let me make this perfectly
clear, different cultures different rites, but they
all mean the same thing.
The Mother sweetly bekons that her
divine will be done and so she sheds the life of the
son while
the tribe is in ogastic extasy and in total blood
lust for the death of Divine nature. Which awakens
the
Mindless Primitor in the Initiate that Spark of the
Serpent Power(new man)
That Evil Side of the Phallic Triad- Sheva Shakti THE
DISTROYER
THAT CAT POWER THAT CONSUMING FIRE IS
THE DIVINE NATURE THIS IS THE FERTILE SEED
THAT ULTIMATELY GIVES YOU DIVINE POWER
THE POWER THAT OPENS THE CHAKRAS
SO AS TO ALLOW THE INNER MAN TO ASSEND
FROM THE BEAST TO GOD STATUS.
WHY HAS MAN TAKEN SO LONG TO UNDERSTAND THIS??
BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO FACE HIMSELF.
HE REFUSED TO DRAW A CONCLUSION
MAN HAS REFUSED TO LOOK AT HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE IS
A MINDLESS IGNORANT BEAST OF PREY
AND THIS IS WHY THE WHOLE EARTH IS AS IT IS TODAY.
(in many cults
it is the other way around). Cruel
and ancient of days,`
evil and savage as hell itself.
It is the Frenzzy of the momment of gashtaltic
blood lust transformation into a sacred act of
divine love thus reversing the energy of the mindless
preditor by way of vicarios sublimation and awakenning
the shiva shakti and transform the evil creature
the mindless preditor into a divine human being
risen from the dead. The gathering then settles down
to drink his blood and eat the divine son's flesh.
Sound familiar?
In the Egyptian mystery. Out of Noon or nun comes Ray
or Autum Ra, autum and ra being the divine father
who after his divine sleep in primorial lotus bliss
decides to invoke creation.He is the Obelisk
or ben of which there are always two The Ben-Ben.
Nebhet hotep his consort
and Sekhmet (sister cat avenger) also come out of the
noon. They Give Birth to the Lion God Principles Shu
and Tefnut. The beast is the highest principle.
They in turn give birth to Geb and Nut
And then in a special 70 second moon time out period.
Nut Conceives of: Osirus, Isis, Anubis, Nephtys and
Set.
Ray is upset that his creation is not grateful enough,
so nebhet turns into a cow, ray goes upon her back
and just before they reach heaven from out of the
back of nebhet the earth appears. (Indian cow dung)
Therefore
the gontlet placed before man is the way of return
from set to nephtys then to anubis, then to the
higher plane of isis where man is raised by the grip
of the lions Paws of shu and tefnut . both earth and
sky (balancing
of all Six main chakra centers) Shiva, shakti and atman
in
the form of Geb, nut and Sekhmet which evolves
into the new man horis with whose eye one can see
clearly see all things in falcon eye awareness.
The Key is Phallicism.
The Osirian principle within is always torn to pieces
by Apep (typhon)
Set is nothing more than our Mind working on the Terestial
Plane
We refuse to look into the mirror and see the Beast
within our Egos.
the Greater Self is torn to pieces and scattered everywhere,
and
the church (isis) is there to try to put the pieces
together but alas
the Key to the generative force of the soul was lost.
(eaten by
the crocodile which is our brain ever eating our creative
thought)
In this Body we will always be a deformed, mangled and
a
cripled god, much like harpocrates the new man in flesh
the Externalization of the more escoteric Horis who
is the inner man.
Within the Mysteries, a Thorn Ever Remains in the Flesh!
due to the cripling nature of the Brain which remains
an Enemy
against the spirit.
Only when we are in unity with Earth and Sky, Geb and
Nut
only when we are raised by the grip of the lions Paws
of shu and
tefnut can our new man sit on God's Thrown
praise jesus PRAISE JESUS PRAISE JESUS
the puzzle is completed it is finished
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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>
I make it a rule never to send money to people who use
words/ names like
"Paracelsus" and "Hegelian" but
CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO SPELL THEM CORRECTLY OR
CAPITALIZE THEM PROPERLY.
But, hey, thanks for the license to use ALL CAPS.
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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
This is an excellent text book example of a Kook Post (tm).
Following Rev Magdalen pointing out the kooks inability
to spell
check, I've gone through picking this one to pieces.
Yes, the good
Reverend is on to something.
This has the lot. Poor spelling, random capitalization,
incorrect
words that sound similar to longer words giving an air
of
intellectualfulness (tm) and a good ALL CAPS mid section
rant.
All presented in "No Breaks in Paragraphs"
(tm) to follow the Kooks
stream of consciousness preventing the reader gasping
for air.
It needs a few Illuminati and New World Order references
to further
enhance it. However it is a good solid first-time effort.
Kook Post (tm) rating 44 points. This is completely subjective.
>Secret of the Mysteries- AMEN NEVERMORE!! (NEVERMORE
HIDDEN FROM
>THE EYES OF MANKIND)
>COPYRIGHTED BY STEVEN BAER - STEVEN BRYAN BAER TAKES
>FULL CREDIT FOR ITS CONTENTS AND WANTS FULL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
>sbaerr@Yahoo.com -- I am in desperate need of
money!
A good up-front kook confession. It's missing a PO box
to send money
to though. An actual street address gets even more points.
Minus 0.5 marks
>For the millions of members of the Freemasonic Lodge
>their peculiar religion is really nothing more
>than your average southern baptist church, observing
>morals and dogma little different from a temperance
>society. But what is the real key to Freemasonry.
Freemasonry. Always controversial and always a good
one to pull out of
the bag.
Plus 1 mark
>Not Long after the establishment of the Bank of
England.
>A Young Preacher, Robert Fludd, an antiquarian who
established
>the doctrines and philosophy of both paraselsus
and
>christian rozencranz in england.
PoOr UsE Of capitalization.
Spelling: Christian Rosenkrantz and Paracelsus
Plus 0.5 marks
>He is hearalded
>as the Father of Modern Freemasonry.
>With the acreditation
>of Elias Ashmole in 1646 until the Establishment
of
>the Grand Lodge June 24th 1717 a revolution occured,
>which was to change the course of the world. By
unveiling
>the central key to a new hagelian socialist WORLD
superstructure, that
>few understand and even fewer baerly comprehend.
"Barely" : This may be a typo.....
but Hegelian philosophy is another thing
Plus 1 mark
>The Symbols of Masonry are identical with the ancient
>mysteries. Couched in a ruberic of building and
>architechural tools we have the babylonian, sumarian,
>greek, roman, african, indian, japaneese and new
world
>mystery wisdom schools and temples.
>Let us then Cut to the Case: in Phrygia there is
the
>right of Cybele and Sabazius.
Spelling :Rite, Sumerian, Japanese, architectural
Excellent spelling slip up early on of "rite",
a key noun that is
spelt correctly later on.
Plus 1 mark
>Cybele is mother earth
>she is the logos she is the nurturer, provider,
sustainer.
>She is the Reproductive force itself.
>Sabasius is her son. He is the Divine nature, he
>is the shakti or divine energy and nature itself.
>The Fruit of Earth.
>In the Rite,after Sabazius violently rapes his mother.
Really weird sentence structure.
Plus 0.5 Mark
>And in Turn Cybele murders her only begotten son.
>This is the secret of the Kundalini, Muladhara Shakra
>MINDLESS PREDITOR !!!!
Repeat after me.
Predator: Pee- Are-Eee-Dee-AYE-Tee-Oh- Are...... Predator
In CAPS and spelt inkcorectly(!) plus liberal use of
exclamation
marks!!!!!!!!
Plus 1 mark
> aWAKEN THE BEAST WITHIN
nICE uSE oFcAPS
Plus 1 mark
>(It is the Nature of the Universe that the Violent
death
>of Whole Galaxies fertilizes
Incorrect use of collective verb
Plus 0.5 mark
>space with the vital
>nutrients of life. Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Asteroids,(cosmic
evolution
>as above so below-the distroyer is spiritual evolution)
>plaques
This is getting worse. Is mankind doomed by a malevolent
attack by
wall hangings containing personal achievement statements?
Or perhaps
some man-eating form of elephant sized bacteria manifesting
from the
practice of poor dental hygiene?
Plus 2 marks for the possibilities dreamed up in the
fertile SubG
imagination.
>, famines, intoleranble Winters
Plus 0.5 for the capitalization of winters.
>are all the cruel and violent
>act of the Son against Mother,) But in So doing
it
>is the great work of fertilizing the reproductive
>process thus Sanctifying the Evil Genius of nature
>and making an otherwise grusome and horible event
(rule of the Jungle)
>a celebration of life.
Gruesome, horrible, sanctifying (little s)..... I'll
let the
capitalized "Evil Genius" stand for dramatic
effect.
Hmmm plus 1 mark
>Thus it was apprehended
This really makes no sense, perhaps he means comprehended
(which makes
sense in a rough kind of way but is poor grammar) perhaps
he means to
say "interpreted"?.
Use of long unrelated intellectualfulness(tm) words...... plus 2 marks
>that
>the human divine nature itself was the predidation
of
>the savage beast and The mindless primitor.
OK I'm lost here.....preditation perhaps?
Plus 1 mark
Primitor instead of primitive?
Plus 1 mark.
>And to awaken this divine
>spark of energy a killing must take place. And
so
>In the Autum, spring and winter a female initiate
is
>selected to be Mother Earth, and a Divine Son is
>also selected.
OK this is getting silly. Capitalized autumn, spelt
it wrongly and
then not capitalizing spring and winter. Utterly inconsistent.
Plus 1.5 marks
> Let me make this perfectly
>clear,
Oxymoron
Plus 1 mark
> different cultures different rites, but they all
mean the same thing.
> The Mother sweetly bekons that her
>divine will be done and so she sheds the life of
the son while
>the tribe is in ogastic extasy and in total blood
>lust for the death of Divine nature. Which awakens
the
>Mindless Primitor in the Initiate that Spark of
the Serpent Power(new man)
Spelling.... beckons, orgiastic I missed extasy on the first read.
Plus 1 mark
Use of incorrect word.... Primitor instead of primitive...again
Plus 1 mark.
>That Evil Side of the Phallic Triad- Sheva Shakti
THE DISTROYER
>THAT CAT POWER THAT CONSUMING FIRE IS
>THE DIVINE NATURE THIS IS THE FERTILE SEED
>THAT ULTIMATELY GIVES YOU DIVINE POWER
>THE POWER THAT OPENS THE CHAKRAS
>SO AS TO ALLOW THE INNER MAN TO ASSEND
>FROM THE BEAST TO GOD STATUS.
>WHY HAS MAN TAKEN SO LONG TO UNDERSTAND THIS??
>BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO FACE HIMSELF.
>HE REFUSED TO DRAW A CONCLUSION
>MAN HAS REFUSED TO LOOK AT HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE IS
>A MINDLESS IGNORANT BEAST OF PREY
>AND THIS IS WHY THE WHOLE EARTH IS AS IT IS TODAY.
Excellent....... fantastic use of caps to drive the
point home!
Liberal bad spelling throughout.
Plus 3 marks.
Not utilizing the available use of the SHIFT-1 key to
good
effect !!!!!!!!!!
Minus 1 mark.
> (in many cults
>it is the other way around). Cruel
>and ancient of days,`
> evil and savage as hell itself.
>It is the Frenzzy of the momment of gashtaltic
What the? Gestaltic perhaps?
Plus 1 mark
>blood lust transformation into a sacred act of
>divine love thus reversing the energy of the mindless
>preditor by way of vicarios sublimation and awakenning
>the shiva shakti and transform the evil creature
>the mindless preditor into a divine human being
>risen from the dead. The gathering then settles
down
>to drink his blood and eat the divine son's flesh.
Apostrophe in correct place, true kook's use apostrophe's in plural's.
Minus 0.5 mark
>Sound familiar?
Come to a SubG devival.........
Vague use of rhetorical question to above nonsensical paragraph.
Plus 0.5 mark.
>In the Egyptian mystery. Out of Noon or nun comes
Ray
>or Autum Ra, autum and ra being the divine father
>who after his divine sleep in primorial lotus bliss
>decides to invoke creation.
Spelling/ capitalization then none on "autum". Spelling :Primordial
Plus 1 mark
>He is the Obelisk
>or ben of which there are always two The Ben-Ben.
>Nebhet hotep his consort
>and Sekhmet (sister cat avenger) also come out of
the
>noon. They Give Birth to the Lion God Principles
Shu
>and Tefnut. The beast is the highest principle.
Principle is spelt correctly or incorrectly. Depending
whether we are
talking about the rule of the beast or the beast as
numero uno.
Kook Post(tm) requires principal/principle and practise/practice
to be
mangled through out with no possible confusion.
Minus 1 mark
> They in turn give birth to Geb and Nut
>And then in a special 70 second moon time out period.
>Nut Conceives of: Osirus,
Meaningless quantification to add weight.
Plus 1 mark
> Isis, Anubis, Nephtys and Set.
>Ray is upset that his creation is not grateful enough,
>so nebhet turns into a cow, ray goes upon her back
>and just before they reach heaven from out of the
>back of nebhet the earth appears. (Indian cow dung)
Mixture of Indian and Egyptian mythology
Plus 1 mark
For incorporating cow dung in the piece
1 bonus mark
> Therefore
>the gontlet
Gauntlet perhaps?
Plus 0.5 mark
>placed before man is the way of return
>from set to nephtys then to anubis, then to the
>higher plane of isis where man is raised by the
grip
>of the lions Paws of shu and tefnut . both earth
and sky (balancing
>of all Six main chakra centers) Shiva, shakti and
atman in
>the form of Geb, nut and Sekhmet which evolves
>into the new man horis with whose eye one can see
>clearly see all things in falcon eye awareness.
I'm not even bothering to analyze this section.... it's
worth a good 4
marks though.
>The Key is Phallicism.
>The Osirian principle within is always torn to pieces
by Apep (typhon)
>Set is nothing more than our Mind working on the
Terestial Plane
>We refuse to look into the mirror and see the Beast
within our Egos.
>the Greater Self is torn to pieces and scattered
everywhere, and
>the church (isis) is there to try to put the pieces
together but alas
>the Key to the generative force of the soul was
lost. (eaten by
>the crocodile which is our brain ever eating our
creative thought)
Hopelessly confused and lost. Suggest a re-read of the
Egyptian
mysteries. For ranting about something which the writer
has no
idea....... and incorporating penis worship.
Plus 2 marks.
>In this Body we will always be a deformed, mangled
and a
>cripled god, much like harpocrates the new man in
flesh
>the Externalization of the more escoteric Horis
who is the inner man.
>Within the Mysteries, a Thorn Ever Remains in the
Flesh!
>due to the cripling nature of the Brain which remains
an Enemy
>against the spirit.
Capitalization of common nouns and non-capitilization
of proper nouns.
Non-capitalization at start of sentence.
Plus 1 mark
>Only when we are in unity with Earth and Sky, Geb
and Nut
>only when we are raised by the grip of the lions
Paws of shu and
>tefnut can our new man sit on God's Thrown
>praise jesus PRAISE JESUS PRAISE JESUS
Throwing Jesus at the end of a polytheistic piece of
"thought".
"God's Thrown" is a nice touch too.
Plus 5 marks.
>the puzzle is completed it is finished
Utter conviction that mankind's problems are solved
in one Usenet
rant.
Plus 10 marks.
Rough total = 44
SEND sTEVEN bAER MONEY NOW!!!!!!!!!
Fr J B
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Good critique. However, the traditional grading
style would somehow incorporate originality and
degree of difficulty.
For example, threats against the President of the
United States while asserting that the Postmaster
General is somehow an ally to your cause is
derivative and shows a decided lack of psychotic
creativity. Respectively, the Evil Lord of some
distant planet, proportedly discovered in a Time/
Life book of astronomy; and the current French
Minister of Bries and other soft cheeses, would
be far more creative and thought provoking as an
enemy and ally.
Being spied upon by the power or phone company is
also passe. A more novel approach, such as being
menaced by plumbers or vegetarians would rate much
higher in my book. Especially if the author
described in detail how they might be "identified"
when performing covert surveillance, especially if
they referenced "auras", "mental vampirism",
and
"underwear"--known kook properties of plumbers.
Defenses to psychic assault are woefully under-used
by the deranged. Tinfoil hats and paperclip grounding
devices are just embarassing. Perhaps a retro
approach, using amulets, incantations, and perfume
or cologne that neutralizes their "powers"
would add
to the mix. A fav is the small aluminum box with a
short antenna on it, a button and a light, with 9V
battery inside. When the kook is disturbed, he
extends the antenna, then with a menacing expression
he pushes the button, which turns on the light.
Guaranteed attention getter among the normals.
Degree of difficulty is almost a lost kook art. For
example, a master kook of yore might take to stalking
a wooded area, spawning a local legend or ghost story.
Especially if he was naked and painted green. Which,
to the dedicated kook, would be well worth it. But
the kooks of today are overwhelmed by all the noise
and lights and policemen of the big city, they resort
to the unimpressive and degrading experience of using
the Internet.
And that just can't satisfy the aspirations of the
modern kook, not like, say, indecently exposing
themselves to furniture followed by an angst-filled
self administered spanking in a bus terminal.
However, that being said, and returning to the subject
of kook grading, it just isn't fair to the kook to
judge him or her on composition, unless what they
write is so noteworthy that it makes a lasting and
memorable contribution to the art of kookery. For
when compared with a live rant, mystical gestures to
ward off demons, and Inspecter Clouseau-quality
stalking, writing just doesn't do them justice.
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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Here is an example of a non-paranoid class "science
kook", who in real life sprayed too much insecticide.
I asked him to write down his theory, and he did so.
To be nice about it, I informed him after that his
posts had been "mysteriously deleted from USENET",
so he had better keep his *secrets* to himself, less
THEY menace him in some way. It made his whole week.
What can I say?, I'm a soft touch.
High marks for creativity and degree of difficulty,
though points lost for lack of mathematical/numerology
diatribe with lots of exclamation points.
Paranoia N/A, as he didn't want to "clutter"
his work
with accusations. Pity.
**************
[BEGIN REPOST]
(note from nu: the following is a *solicited* piece
of crackpottery from a friend o' mine. It is special.
He originally intended to send it to "Science"
magazine.
I convinced him that alt.slack would give a better
airing of his ideas.)
[The original contains four illustrations: pictures
of the Eskimo and Era Carina Nebulas with arrows
pointing to their centers, labeled "Crytrillium";
and two pictures of lightning, labeled "Cloud
receiver energy to fast inadvertent discharge.
This will recharge Crytrillium"]
The original text follows, with the original errors.
You might want to save this message so you can read
it at your leisure:
***********
January 7/2000
To whom it may concerns
I am going to attempt to answer the question why
regarding the caves of life on this terrestrial
planet Earth, and its relationship to the universe.
I would like to start by explaining how and why the
Earth has survived 3.5 to 4.6 billion years, though
out the age of Earth. Earth's age is not a necessary
factor. All the known elements that man has identified
can not carry enough energy to sustain an atomic
reaction at the Earth core for that many years
There is another latent element, I will call this
element Crytrillium.
Crytrillium is a superconductor of electrical energy
of unlimited dimensions. It's the building block of
the universe, no star system can be formed, no planets
with livable environment can exist, without Crytrillium
at their core.
Crytrillium at the Earth's core gets its renewable
energy from lightning, When lightning sticks the
ground with tremendous magnitude of electrical current
surges down. It travails into the Earth's depths, to
the core, the Crytrillium absorbs this electrical
energy to it fullest capacity, then the Crytrillium
expels this energy a million folds to create the
atomic reaction of nuclear fission at the Earth's core.
The heat generated from this nuclear fission gives the
terrestrial planet Earth its livable temperature and
other elements for life itself, such as the magnetic
force that bonds biomolecule cells to gathering to
form plants and animals.
The drawing that I have provide is rather crude, but
I
hope it gets the point across The metal spheres may
not
be in proper sequence their may be more or less of
these Spheres, that is not important.
The fact is that molten metals, seeks out and find
their own semilunar elements, in these metal sphere's
creates these anomaly around Earth, the magnetic
field around the terrestrial plant Earth and a
electrical field that surround Earth at thrity five
thousand feet...
1. Crytrillium 2. Platinum 3. Lead 4. Silver 5. Gold
6. zinc 7. Copper 8. Iron 9. Molting Lava
10. Earth's crest
11. Electrically discharge of lightning, it is not
necessary to have clouds for lightning . There are
meny different gasses in the Earth atmosphere that
can become electrically charge, these gas can and
often are invisible to the human eyes.
12. Cumulus clouds are the great generators of life
for this planet they provide the necessary energy to
regenerate the Crytilliom at the Earth core. The
rolling motion at the top of cumulus clouds in the
thin atmosphere creates the necessary action for the
clouds to absorb electrons and protons, this enable
the clouds to generate electricity.
If clouds absorb electron and protons to fast the
cloud will create an invalanty back blast of
electrical energy back up in the earth's highest most
atmosphere. The rest of the cloud will continue to
become electrically charge.
When the electricity reaches the lowest point of the
cloud, That point becomes a spark gag between the
clouds and the ground giving way to a lightning
discharge of exstemly high electrical energy.
13. Electrical field that surround the terrestrial
planet Earth at 35 thousand feet.
Crytrillium comes with awesome responsibility to the
human race. It can propel man into space at light
speed to reap the walth and knowledge of new worlds.
To walk on plants in other solar systems.
Crytrillium can be unforgiving if it is used for
immoral destructive notion for greed, graft and
control of the populace to undermine Crytrillium
ability, it will erase the human race from existence
as if we were never there.
Sincerely,
**************
[END REPOST]
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
nu-monet v6.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> [BEGIN REPOST]
>
> I am going to attempt to answer the question why
> regarding the caves of life on this terrestrial
> planet Earth, and its relationship to the universe.
WHOA! That DOES get off to a bang.
> There is another latent element, I will call this
> element Crytrillium.
If he hadn't, somebody else would have had to.
> Crytrillium is a superconductor of electrical energy
> of unlimited dimensions. It's the building block
of
> the universe, no star system can be formed, no
planets
> with livable environment can exist, without Crytrillium
> at their core.
>
> Crytrillium at the Earth's core gets its renewable
> energy from lightning, When lightning sticks the
> ground with tremendous magnitude of electrical
current
> surges down. It travails into the Earth's depths,
to
> the core, the Crytrillium absorbs this electrical
> energy to it fullest capacity, then the Crytrillium
> expels this energy a million folds to create the
> atomic reaction of nuclear fission at the Earth's
core.
Whoo doggies. Can't fake this kind of thing.
>
> The fact is that molten metals, seeks out and find
> their own semilunar elements, in these metal sphere's
> creates these anomaly around Earth, the magnetic
> field around the terrestrial plant Earth and a
> electrical field that surround Earth at thrity
five
> thousand feet...
>9. Molting Lava
No way. NO FUCKING WAY!
> 10. Earth's crest
@#$%^&*(
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>Frere Jean Bleu wrote:
>Here is an example of a non-paranoid class "science
>kook", who in real life sprayed too much insecticide.
>I asked him to write down his theory, and he did
so.
>To be nice about it, I informed him after that his
>posts had been "mysteriously deleted from USENET",
>so he had better keep his *secrets* to himself,
less
>THEY menace him in some way. It made his whole
week.
>What can I say?, I'm a soft touch.
>
>High marks for creativity and degree of difficulty,
>though points lost for lack of mathematical/numerology
>diatribe with lots of exclamation points.
>
>Paranoia N/A, as he didn't want to "clutter"
his work
>with accusations. Pity.
Heh classic thanks!
BTW here's the Crackpot Index at John Baez's .edu web
area. There was
a good article to do with "Ether Theory" on
the Meriton College Oxford
that isn't available on Google but I cut and pasted
from the cache.
http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html
The Crackpot Index
John Baez
A simple method for rating potentially revolutionary
contributions to
physics:
A -5 point starting credit.
1 point for every statement that is widely agreed on
to be false.
2 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous.
3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.
5 points for each such statement that is adhered to
despite careful
correction.
5 points for using a thought experiment that contradicts
the results
of a widely accepted real experiment.
5 points for each word in all capital letters (except
for those with
defective keyboards).
5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins"
or "Feynmann".
10 points for each claim that quantum mechanics is fundamentally
misguided (without good evidence).
10 points for pointing out that you have gone to school,
as if this
were evidence of sanity.
10 points for beginning the description of your theory
by saying how
long you have been working on it.
10 points for mailing your theory to someone you don't
know personally
and asking them not to tell anyone else about it, for
fear that your
ideas will be stolen.
10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves
and/or finds
any flaws in your theory.
10 points for each new term you invent and use without
properly
defining it.
10 points for each statement along the lines of "I'm
not good at math,
but my theory is conceptually right, so all I need is
for someone to
express it in terms of equations".
10 points for arguing that a current well-established
theory is "only
a theory", as if this were somehow a point against
it.
10 points for arguing that while a current well-established
theory
predicts phenomena correctly, it doesn't explain "why"
they occur, or
fails to provide a "mechanism".
10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself
to Einstein, or
claim that special or general relativity are fundamentally
misguided
(without good evidence).
10 points for claiming that your work is on the cutting
edge of a
"paradigm shift".
20 points for emailing me and complaining about the
crackpot index,
e.g. saying that it "suppresses original thinkers"
or saying that I
misspelled "Einstein" in item 8.
20 points for suggesting that you deserve a Nobel prize.
20 points for each favorable comparison of yourself
to Newton or claim
that classical mechanics is fundamentally misguided
(without good
evidence).
20 points for every use of science fiction works or
myths as if they
were fact.
20 points for defending yourself by bringing up (real
or imagined)
ridicule accorded to your past theories.
20 points for each use of the phrase "hidebound
reactionary".
20 points for each use of the phrase "self-appointed
defender of the
orthodoxy".
30 points for suggesting that a famous figure secretly
disbelieved in
a theory which he or she publicly supported. (E.g.,
that Feynman was a
closet opponent of special relativity, as deduced by
reading between
the lines in his freshman physics textbooks.)
30 points for suggesting that Einstein, in his later
years, was
groping his way towards the ideas you now advocate.
30 points for claiming that your theories were developed
by an
extraterrestrial civilization (without good evidence).
30 points for allusions to a delay in your work while
you spent time
in an asylum, or references to the psychiatrist who
tried to talk you
out of your theory.
40 points for comparing those who argue against your
ideas to Nazis,
stormtroopers, or brownshirts.
40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment"
is engaged
in a "conspiracy" to prevent your work from
gaining its well-deserved
fame, or suchlike.
40 points for comparing yourself to Galileo, suggesting
that a
modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case,
and so on.
40 points for claiming that when your theory is finally
appreciated,
present-day science will be seen for the sham it truly
is. (30 more
points for fantasizing about show trials in which scientists
who
mocked your theories will be forced to recant.)
50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory
but giving no
concrete testable predictions.
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© 1998 John Baez
baez@math.removethis.ucr.andthis.edu
home
http://tinyurl.com/38t27
A genuine crackpot responds
Every time that someone such as myself discovers a revolutionary
theory we're automatically branded CRACKPOT. This is
not surprising.
The scientific establishment has much to lose. That's
why they send
out their Inquisitors, like Mr. Nettles. But let us
not be deterred,
my fellow revolutionaries. We are in good company. Gallileo
was
persecuted too. Einstein was ridiculed too. It's rather
ironic that it
was the Nazis who attacked Einstein. The scientific
establishment has
become much like the Nazis. It's a shame that Einstein
was so wrong.
At least he conceeded that quantum theory was wrong.
Of course the scientific establishment will deny this.
Label us
CRACKPOTS. Today's quantum theory is little more than
a series of ad
hoc epicycles introduced to save a failed theory. Not
that Newton's
theories were any better. Consider the following thought
experiment.
Take two objects of equal surface area but different
mass and drop
them from a great height. According to Newton these
objects will fall
at the same rate. This is nonsensical.
Luckily my ETHER THEORY correctly predicts that the
objects will fall
at different rates. That's the beauty of it--it unifies
all the forces
of nature. I arrived at my theory soon after I graduated
with my BS in
physics. Although I deserve a Nobel Prize I know I will
not receive
one simply because my name isn't followed by Ph.D. I
expect to be
ridiculed for my theory, as I have been in the past.
This simply
proves that I'm right. In conclusion I'd just like to
say that I
always lie.
Etherman
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[ect.]
apart from his mini explosion of postings in the past
day or so,
steve's been kinda coy about sharing from his vast store
of whatever,
at least under this email address:
steve's current google 'resume'
http://tinyurl.com/3b5ux
my personal favs are his 'dark night of the soul' stuff
from the
beginning of the year and last fall:
"a real guru"
http://tinyurl.com/2qd53
"where do you find a guru in n. california"
http://tinyurl.com/3yjvr
"african american war against whites"
http://tinyurl.com/2yame
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