Just think about the logistics of this for a moment

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Wed, Apr 14, 2004

http://www.webundies.com/ea41q722.htm

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

nenslo wrote:
> http://www.webundies.com/ea41q722.htm

"Imported." Ha ha.

And dammit, they're sold out of my size.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

nenslo wrote:
> http://www.webundies.com/ea41q722.htm

The early bird gets the worm.

--
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs
that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse
myself." -- Rabbi Shlomo Eliahu

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

I don't know what's worse, the thought of a guy wearing those or the
thought of a girl wearing them. Can you imagine getting a girl's
pants down and that animal leaps out at you from her crotch?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"Welcome to Mississippi, please set your watch back 25 years"
- Cosmo Electrolux

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
> I don't know what's worse, the thought of a guy wearing those or the
> thought of a girl wearing them. Can you imagine getting a girl's
> pants down and that animal leaps out at you from her crotch?

Oh right, like you never had that happen before.

HellPope Huey
Being a SubGenius is like having a really DARK Epcot
going full-blast in your head ALL THE TIME,
although I can't sleep for s**t. Gimme an F!

"Faith guarantees nothing,
yet demands everything."
- "Photographing Fairies"

They'll take away my Church air
when they pry it from my cold, dead nostrils.
- Rev. Epoch

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

There are worse things

http://joecosby.com/pic/crowcuddle.png

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
MS needs a "What the !$!$!!! is wrong NOW!" command that works.

- Pope Charles

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:
> I don't know what's worse, the thought of a guy wearing those or the
> thought of a girl wearing them. Can you imagine getting a girl's
> pants down and that animal leaps out at you from her crotch?

I just like the idea that if you were to stick your pud out of the
fly it'd look like the eagle was puking up a hot dog.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Speak for yourself, Holmes. On some SubGenii it'd look like that eagle
was trying to swallow an octopus.

Not necessarily a fully grown octopus. Wouldn't want to brag, or
stretch the truths.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: chip@pobox.com (Chip Salzenberg)

>http://www.webundies.com/ea41q722.htm

Good thing my grampa was in the 82nd, not the 101st, or he'd be mighty
pissed. Still dead, though.
--
Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@pobox.com>
"It furthers one to have somewhere to go."

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

The only thing worse than a mighty pissed grampa is a mighty pissed
dead grampa. It's just that much harder to shove a stake through his
heart when it's grampa.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
who are you and where are my pants?

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>http://www.webundies.com/ea41q722.htm

Hey baby, want to see the birdie's "pecker"?

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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