hygeine

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Wed, Nov 5, 2003

gunhed57@vegetus.pacbell.net (Steve Chaney, aka Papa Gunnykins ®) wrote:
> I have a rather embarassing question that I wouldnt have the guts to ask
> anywhere else. Does anyone here ever have any problems with " personal
> hygeiene"? Sometimes .. especially first thing in the morning .. I have
> trouble " reaching" certain spots. I dont mean to be gross or anything but
> it really is a problem for me. I would appreciate any suggestions.

A padded framework that shifts at least 45 degrees in any direction
and a bidet with a nozzle that will reach 300 pounds PSI. Anything you
can't clean with THAT can just stay dirty. You might also find it
useful to plant it squarely in your bung and crank the handle HARD.
That could lead to the best damned bulimia treatment since plastic
explosives.

HellPope Huey
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