HORRIBLE GREEN METEORITE ACCIDENT

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Fri, Feb 13, 2004

I was passed out so cold, when it crashed through the roof and landed
between my legs, I just slept right on through it. Irradiated the
roentgenizzle outta me. Now I have four balls the size of grapefruits.
Guess my jogging days are over, sigh. Any suggestions?

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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Get out those old rusty pinking shears...

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Losers to the right of me, losers to the left of me
and the air is filled with kooks.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> I was passed out so cold, when it crashed through the roof and landed
> between my legs, I just slept right on through it. Irradiated the
> roentgenizzle outta me. Now I have four balls the size of grapefruits.
> Guess my jogging days are over, sigh. Any suggestions?

Wash them.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0402131703.21f6ae26@posting.google.com>...
> Now I have four balls the size of grapefruits.
> Guess my jogging days are over, sigh. Any suggestions?

Reminds me of a limerick:

There was an Arkansan Sub-G
Who buggered an ape in a tree.
The result was quite horrid,
All ass and no forehead,
FOUR BALLS and a purple goatee.


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