Dear Slack Fist of Removal F-f-f-f-fashion Supplement Editor

From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 27, 2004

Two words...... women's hipsters.

Why is it that these abominations have taken hold of the
f-f-f-f-fashion industry and why do women, who should not be wearing
them, wear them?

Let me put this gently. The "fuller" figured woman in a pair of
hipsters is a strange phenonema.( BTW "fuller" figured woman with
these f-f-f-fashion items seems to be those with a fat content above
0%).

The fat bulging over the top in conjunction with stretch marks which
usually are present in the area, present a look which is reminiscent
of a baked muffin popping out of a muffin case. Women who have
children that expose a midriff with that "lumpy" texture is another
one that makes one stare in astonishment.

Then there's the other strange occurence of women who wear hipsters,
who then wear a stretchy cummerband contraption over the once exposed
midriff. Why not just buy a longer shirt or regular jeans and do away
with the cummerband?

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

I can't answer any of your questions about specific today's ladies' fashion
trends. I've successfully reproduced so these things are much lower on my
list of things that make me acceptable to whatever species. Those gals are
wearing that stuff because their friends are wearing them and the people
they admire are wearing them. This dupes them into feeling 'genetically fit'
by fashion association with their 'genetically fit' betters.

Once again, it's all about getting laid.

Gotta run

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

I should have proofread that before sending it. *sweat*

Here are some important tweaks.

Connie forgive me! scratch 'genetically fit' replace with the more accurate
'socially trendy/phenotypically fit'
> by fashion association with their 'socially trendy/phenotypically fit'
betters.
>
> Once again, it's all about getting laid.
>
> Gotta run

Hasty posting is dangerous. (I needed to feed and water the cub, and move
the car so the neighbor kids could play basketball.)

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

"Hipsters." My my. I wonder what this is all about. Oh wait, no I don't.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

OH, you mean what we back in olden times used to call "hip huggers."
Back before you were born I guess. Yeah, they just keep doing that
stuff over and over. How shocking. I wish they'd go back to the
hellenic "tits out" thing again. I miss that.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Poor you. We got "tits out" at the beach every weekend.

pb

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Yeah, and five days a week without it. Tits out every day, everywhere.
That's all I ask. I don't think that's so unreasonable.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

Tits get boring if you see them ALL the time.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up
very neatly in the remark,
"You should make a point of trying
every experience once,
excepting incest and folk dancing."
- Sir Arnold Bax

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From: "ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?@sbcglobal.net>

Fag!

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
> Tits get boring if you see them ALL the time.

theoretically yes, but in practice you never *quite* get tired of them.

pb

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com> wrote:
> Two words...... women's hipsters.
>
> Why is it that these abominations have taken hold of the
> f-f-f-f-fashion industry and why do women, who should not be wearing
> them, wear them?
>
> Let me put this gently. The "fuller" figured woman in a pair of
> hipsters is a strange phenonema.( BTW "fuller" figured woman with
> these f-f-f-fashion items seems to be those with a fat content above
> 0%).
>
> The fat bulging over the top in conjunction with stretch marks which
> usually are present in the area, present a look which is reminiscent
> of a baked muffin popping out of a muffin case. Women who have
> children that expose a midriff with that "lumpy" texture is another
> one that makes one stare in astonishment.
>
> Then there's the other strange occurence of women who wear hipsters,
> who then wear a stretchy cummerband contraption over the once exposed
> midriff. Why not just buy a longer shirt or regular jeans and do away
> with the cummerband?

Yeah, that's pretty gross. On the other hand, I've actually seen those
things fall off a slim chick, leaving her ass exposed to the amusement
of her friends, so it's not all bad.

pb

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:
> Tits get boring if you see them ALL the time.

SPEAK 4 SELF

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

MY tits never get boring. That's different.

I wonder if women get bored of their own tits.

Some women obviously don't. You look at Anna Nicole Smith or somebody
and she obviously spends a lot of time thinking about her tits. The
way she dresses she must.

I think if I had a vagina I can't imagine ever getting bored with it.
If I could just BORROW one I would never get bored with it. I'd feed
it and change it's litter box and everything. I'm still not bored
with my dick, why would I get bored of a pussy?

Tits are just tits though. They don't have a mouth or anything.
Just one little blankly-gazing eye. You can't really teach them to do
tricks.

For me the battle to get a tit from the state of not showing to
showing is endlessly interesting. Getting the clothes and the bra OFF
the tit is loads of fun. As long as I can't see the tit I can't stop
thinking about it.

And if you're actually HAVING sex tits are great because they're so
sensitive and conveniently-placed.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
Have you had any formal psychotherapy?
>
******No. But I have a tuxedo.******

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

That guy's a fag for sure. There's never enough tits. Not volume, quantity.

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From: Joe Cosby <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>

http://www.vroma.org/images/mcmanus_images/etrwolf.jpg

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
For all your answers are great and excellent; and which a man can hardly
understand.
- Apocrypha


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