Subject: X-Day Message from St. Palmer Vreedeez

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2004

The following came from LIES headquarters:

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Reverend,

I guess the Xists didn't show AGAIN, judging by the fact that Dr. HOWL
CAME BACK.

You clowns out there in that cow field (for the UPTEENTH time, I might
add) waiting vainly all weekend for the Xist saucers to take you off
to space got it ALL WRONG.

As usual.

The X-DAY gathering wasn't called so that faithless/faithful SubGenii
could be picked up by alien escape vehicles in order to avoid The End
Of Everything Interesting.

JULY 5 is the ANNUAL XIST PAROLE BOARD HEARING FOR THE CHURCH OF THE
SUBGENIUS(TM) AND YOU GUYS KEEP BLOWING OUR APPEAL SIMPLY BY SHOWING UP.

SHIT.

Theologically yours,

Saint Palmer

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "blues" <i@got.the.blues>

What in the hell is X-Day?

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> What in the hell is X-Day?

look at your keyboard. it's just a typo for "X-Ray". nothing to see here.
move along, or we'll kill you.

nikolai
--
"Perhaps she's visiting her sister."
"Does Nell have a sister?"
"No, but she's a strange girl."
- Dudley Do-Right

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

I guess Palmer Vreedeez is going to have to get to Brushwood himself,
so that he can show us all up for the losers we are. I'm looking
forward to it.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

> Reverend,
>
> I guess the Xists didn't show AGAIN, judging by the
> fact that Dr. HOWL CAME BACK.
>

Well, actually, according to me, they DID come AGAIN,
took away some of the BETTER SubGenii, leaving Clones
in their places on the latest nu-Earth as the old nu-
Earth disintigrated; leaving the rest of the "remainer"
SubGeniuses behind.

And once again, "Bob" showed up at Brushwood, had sex
with everyone, brainwashed them and had them commit
suicide, then resurrected them all before wiping their
memories (and mammaries) of all the evidence. He then
vanquished the combined forces of everything BAD that
is quite a laundry list and far too large to be included
here, before returning to the Xist flagship and waving
bye-bye until next year.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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