Guess this is goodbye...

From: "fenian" <fenian@start.ca>
Date: Sun, Jul 4, 2004

Welp. Was good Subgeniusing with all ya. I'm glad that I at least got to
know the TRUTH before the final end. There's some comfort in that. I may
return one last time to alt.slack before 7am, but, I may not.

If by any chance you survive the upheaval, we should try to get in touch.
After the main communication systems are dismantled, and I'm still alive,
I'll be transmitting a beacon at 17705 kHz. That is, if the electromagnetic
waves aren't jammed. I would suggest you make your way north, towards James
Bay, let's say Moosonsee. There are airstrips and rails up there. We might
have the chance to rebuild, and escape hell.

Tootles!
^-----official last word

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From: Cardinal Direction <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

fenian wrote:
> Welp. Was good Subgeniusing with all ya. I'm glad that I at least got to
> know the TRUTH before the final end. There's some comfort in that. I may
> return one last time to alt.slack before 7am, but, I may not.
>
> If by any chance you survive the upheaval, we should try to get in touch.
> After the main communication systems are dismantled, and I'm still alive,
> I'll be transmitting a beacon at 17705 kHz. That is, if the electromagnetic
> waves aren't jammed. I would suggest you make your way north, towards James
> Bay, let's say Moosonsee. There are airstrips and rails up there. We might
> have the chance to rebuild, and escape hell.

Oh shit, are you saying that if you're not at Brushwood you DON'T GET
PICKED UP???

Well ain't THAT a bitch.

--
"Is uniformity attainable? Millions of innocent men, women, and
children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt,
tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch
towards uniformity. What has been the effects of coercion? To make
one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites."
- Thomas Jefferson

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23nospam@yahoo.com>

They fucking BETTER pick me up. I've got all the kung fu movies.
Queso

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From: Ned Wreck <nedwreck@bellsouth.net>

Cardinal Direction wrote:

> Oh shit, are you saying that if you're not at Brushwood you DON'T GET
> PICKED UP???
>
> Well ain't THAT a bitch.

Some of us don't want to get picked up by the saucers.

Ned

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From: "paco" <pchalmers@(deathtospam)ody.ca>

"Ned Wreck" <nedwreck@bellsouth.net> wrote:

But the pleasure goddesses Ned, the PLEASURE GODDESSES. You'll miss the
pleasure goddesses.
Just like Phamphlet #2 says: "You'll be waving to the pinks from the x-ship,
on you way to paradise while they cook below in a hell of there own making!"
Praise "Bob"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Ned Wreck wrote:

> Some of us don't want to get picked up by the saucers.
>
> Ned

Not if most of these jackasses are going to be.

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From: Alex@foogle.fargle (Alex)

It only LOOKS like they die a horrible death as they're ruptured.

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From: glassgnost <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

Radio. How quaint.

CLUE: The sense of Balance is the SIXTH SENSE. Gravitational
fluctuations can be used as an extremely low frequency carrier wave.

Work the rest out for yourself.

--
Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor glassnost
the furious, mysterious and oh so serious
Seer of the r-r-r-Reeking Taco of Destiny

The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell -- Black Sabbath

If there's a new way I'll be the first in line
It better work this time -- Megadeth

Stick around while the clown who is sick
does the trick of disaster -- Neil Young

http://www.subgenius.com

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From: Cardinal Direction <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

I believe the graviton's speed is still c, unfortunately.

--
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just as
long as I'm the dictator."
- George W. Bush

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From: glassgnost <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

> I believe the graviton's speed is still c, unfortunately.

You say that as if it were a problem...

Why do SETI researchers seem to assume that the proper direction to
point their antennae is outward?

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From: Cardinal Direction <vertigo@alexandria.cc>

glassgnost wrote:>
> You say that as if it were a problem...
>
> Why do SETI researchers seem to assume that the proper direction to
> point their antennae is outward?

Because if there's any higher intelligent life on this planet that's
gone undiscovered by us thus far (and that's an extremely dubious
proposition, far less likely than even the most conservative loading of
variables into the Drake equation), it seems almost certain that it has
the capability to remain undiscovered as it chooses. The only way we're
likely to become aware of it is if it decides to reveal itself to us.

SETI funds are extremely limited, and looking outward is the most
efficient use of them.

Or was this another of those cases where people ask questions but don't
want real answers?

--
"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
- H.L. Mencken

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From: "paco" <pchalmers@(deathtospam)ody.ca>

"fenian" <fenian@start.ca> wrote:
> Welp. Was good Subgeniusing with all ya. I'm glad that I at least got to
> know the TRUTH before the final end. There's some comfort in that. I may
> return one last time to alt.slack before 7am, but, I may not.
>
> If by any chance you survive the upheaval, we should try to get in touch.
> After the main communication systems are dismantled, and I'm still alive,
> I'll be transmitting a beacon at 17705 kHz. That is, if the
electromagnetic
> waves aren't jammed. I would suggest you make your way north, towards
James
> Bay, let's say Moosonsee. There are airstrips and rails up there. We might
> have the chance to rebuild, and escape hell.
>
> Tootles!
> ^-----official last word
>

Moosonsee has a McDonalds right?
'cause anywhere without the clown would be hell.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

OH shut up.

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