My opinion about something I saw on the news

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 16, 2003 3:18 AM

Here's my opinion about something I saw on the news that nobody will
even remember two weeks from now. I think it SUCKS! Or its
HILARIOUS! I just make sure I HAVE an opinion about every flash in
the pan like every other dumbass and then post it on the internet so
everyone will know what it is. And I make sure it's sarcastic or
ironic so people will know I am cool. Especially if it's a "tragedy,"
then I say it was a conspiracy and then everybody knows I am also hip.

That celebrity died. Ha ha!
That plane crashed. Ha ha!
That politician said something. What an asshole! Ha ha!
That disaster happened. It's a conspiracy! Ha ha!

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

On Sun, 16 Feb 2003 00:18:03 -0800, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
>everyone will know what it is. And I make sure it's sarcastic or
>ironic so people will know I am cool. Especially if it's a "tragedy,"
>then I say it was a conspiracy and then everybody knows I am also hip.

Don't forget to mention how the people in that news story are so
stupid and foolish, something that WE could never be. After all,
we're BETTER than they are!

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

nenslo wrote:
>
> That celebrity died. Ha ha!
> That plane crashed. Ha ha!
> That politician said something. What an asshole! Ha ha!
> That disaster happened. It's a conspiracy! Ha ha!

Then she took off her bra. Spurt spurt!
Then the economist gave his report. Spurt spurt!
Then all the monkeys got away. What an asshole! Spurt spurt!
Then they cancelled Futurama. It's a conspiracy! Spurt spurt!

--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali (Reformed)

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