EXCITING NEW "DO IT YOURSELF" FORMAT
Welcome to the As-It-Happens Issue. I, your editor, Rev. Ivan Stang, was unexpectedly called away to the secret Stang Ranch in Texas due to an illness in the family. Under these unusual circumstances I nonetheless put this long delayed STARK FIST ENCYCLOPEDIA online LARGELY UNEDITED. That is, the feature articles and responses, mostly archived from the alt.slack newsgroup, had only partially been chopped down, censored, or otherwise cleaned up. We included downloadable zipped collections of the various text files so that anyone who wanted to help trim this amazing material down could do so. REV. JARTO immediately did all but 5 sections; those have been finished by HELLPOPE HUEY and Rev. CARDBOARD BOX.
I, Stang, now returned from X-Day 6 (DARN IT!!), have uploaded the revise articles -- but the simple INDEX PAGES for each section remain SOMEWHAT UNREFINED! I now have to leave for Starwood, and I also have to tweak up the new 6XDay section! BUT -- what remains to be done here -- the index pages clickable below -- COULD EASILY BE DONE BY ANY SUBGENIUS. You don't even have to know HTML, to speak of. (I don't, to speak of.) Just save the index pages "AS SOURCE" (or "AS HTML") and take a look at it. Unless you're the extra-slow kind of SubGenius, you'll instantly see how HTML works and how childishly easy the code is to understand. You can can then re-arrange, retitle and credit all the articles. You can even set it up so that your favorites, starring YOU, are all at the top, in huge headlines! Email finished HTML to I, STANG (email@example.com) for a truly UNIQUE REWARD. I will attempt to continue to tweak the material myself as time allows.
(Bookmark this page! Return links from the sub-section indexes below might not be installed yet.)
From the Unusual Gaggle of Idiot Savants at alt.slack (culled by Stang, edited by Rev. Jarto, Hellpope Huey (+ Rev. Cardboard Box)):
Photo of "Bob"-tized Saddam mural, right, is NOT RETOUCHED. The photo came from a collection of news photos from the war. (See details.) Dunno why the beard was added, but that's a Dobbs Pipe if ever there was one. Some SubSoldier evidently saw the obvious comparison between Saddam and Dobbs, both huge scary heads that everyone is looking for, but no one can locate. The Wizard of Oz also fits into this category.
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