----------------------------------------------------------------------From: Legume <legume@subgenius.com>
A human femur for a mere 65 bucks? Time for me to throw away that old
billy club...just imagine the look on some asshole's face when you come
out swinging with a big ol' thighbone.
http://www.necromance.com/osteology.htm
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Dr.K'taden Legume
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respect. Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for
their fear."
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Subject: Re: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
My dear old mom STOLE me one when she was working at the hospital. It was a
demo for a knee cartilage replacement deal and is capped with stainless
steel on the business end. A friend made a mold of it and we cast a few out
of aluminum. Never did get them built into nunchakas tho.
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Subject: Re: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
BONE. SKULL.
The Prophet Lilith
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Subject: Re: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones
From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Civil War General's Skull Stolen
The Associated Press
Friday , June 23, 2000
ROCHESTER, N.Y. The skull of a Civil War general known as an
"evil genius" was stolen from his grave in a crime authorities believe
may be part of a satanic ritual.
The remains of Gen. Elisha G. Marshall were dug up between 8 p.m.
Tuesday and 11:30 a.m. Wednesday at the city's Mt. Hope Cemetery,
police said. Some bones were found near the grave site along with
satanic symbols.
The grave-robbing occurred during the summer solstice, the day with
the longest period of sunshine. Police said they typically find evidence of
satanic activities on that day.
"We try to do (details at the cemetery) two or three times a year,
depending on the satanic calendar," said Sgt. Dan Magill. "I've been
there the last five years during the summer solstice. Unfortunately, we
were doing something else that night."
Marshall was born in Rochester in 1829 and graduated from the U.S.
Military Academy at West Point. He fought Indians in the West and in
some of the bloodiest Civil War battles.
When Marshall was trying to organize the 14th New York Heavy
Artillery regiment in Rochester later in the war, he managed to divert
recruits from another regiment, leading a historian of the other regiment
to describe him as an "evil genius."
"This is very unusual," cemetery manager Nancy Hilliard said. "We get
vandalism periodically, but it's substantially less than it used to be. This
is the first time I've had a grave dug up."
© 2000 The Associated Press
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Subject: Re: Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones
From: annna@great-big-monkey.whee
Hey, don't forget http://www.boneroom.com/ . They're cheaper, and you
can get human carpals for 75c each. I'm considering buying a handful;
it would be swell to make jewelry or just toss them to someone
squeamish.
http://www.boneroom.com/bone/miscbones.html
I bet human bone jewelry would sell, too.
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