THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL
ISSUE # 04-2000
AIIIIEEEEE! It's been a great last year for the Church. Our out-of-print books (HIGH WEIRDNESS and 3 FISTED TALES OF "BOB") are to be reprinted by iUniverse.com; we've done successful, spirit-filled devivals in clubs in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Amsterdam, Dallas, Cleveland, Tampa, Columbus, Mars and Lemuria. (And that's just since March!) We BUILT OUR OWN SHIPS and shops -- got our OWN NEW OFFICE BUILDING in Dallas, and a branch office in Cleveland. We've been getting GREAT PRESS (including the great CLYDE LEWIS'S GROUND ZERO, lots of local TV and NPR); I, Stang am back on LIVE radio, and THE HOUR OF SLACK is STILL on 17 stations. TIME MAGAZINE'S ONLINE MILLENIUM POLL voted "Bob" FRAUD OF THE CENTURY! We've done our homework -- the rehearsals, the prep, the sacrifices; we laid a launching pad, built our own ships; we're on board, we got our lighters READY right up against that fuse! EARTH FIRST -- THEN THE OTHERS! SO LONG, SUCKER EARTH! WE'RE GONNA GET OFF -- or GET SCREWWED!
But there are CRITICAL last-minute things we all must do before the Xists vacate the premises -- presumably with us dues-paying Ministers aboard. If you're planning to come to Brushwood for the Great Gathering, OR if you're thinking of any LOCAL preparations for the ending of this Time and Half Time, then read the IMMEDIATE XXX-DAY NEWS and learn how NOT to FUCK UP MAJORLY!! Then HURRIEDLY read:
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