Far, far beyond Einstein and his puny "light speed" pussywhipped limitations!

• The BOBCO 10 font package is an all new BOBCO font set from Atom Funway.
• The BOBCO 7,8, & 9 True Type fonts are a consolidation of BOBCO 1 thru 6, PLUS 64 new symbols. Also included is a chart of all 282 symbols. The font symbols were also resized so they'll work better in word programs.

BobCo Downloads:

BOBCO 10:

• For MACINTOSH
  164kb "Stuffit" file
• For WINDOWS
  165kb "Zip" file

BOBCO 7, 8, and 9:

• For MACINTOSH
  246kb "Stuffit" file
• For WINDOWS
  244kb "Zip" file

Postscript (type1) BobCo Font:

• For WINDOWS only
  594kb "Zip"file (A contribution from Rev. Mad Hatter. Not warrantied by this office)

Legume & Stang fonts:

These symbol fonts contain about 16 cartoonoid symbol-pics each of these two behated SubGenius evelangelists.

Legume Font:

• For MACINTOSH (OLD OS - not OSX)
  52kb "Stuffit" file
• For WINDOWS
  185kb "Zip" file

Stang Font:

• For MACINTOSH )(OLD OS ONLY - hasn't been fixed for OSX)
  63kb "Stuffit" file
• For WINDOWS
  63kb "Zip" file

But What Am I Downloading?!

Above: BobCo 10 by Atom Funway Plastico

Above: BobCo 7, 8, and 9 by Atom Funway Plastico

Development History:

The original set of symbols, as seen in Dispensation throughout THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS, was created from memos sent by Dobbs to Rev. Ivan Stang and Dr. Philo Drummond, thence circulated among the talented artists Paul Mavrides, John Hagen-Brenner (aka Hellswami Satellite Weavers), and Dr. Howll Robins.

Some of the symbols are extremely common, even prosaic occultic runes and glyphs. Others are brazenly displayed versions of the most secret Seals of Solomon. Yet others are but common mere-hume advertising materials of a bygone age, somehow imparted with deeper meaning than their makers could ever have comprehended in the furthest reaches of their wildest dreams or most perverted late night phantasies.Yet others are mere "clip art".

In the year 1997 (12-1-0 b.x.), the SubGenius artists and scientists at Atom Funway Plastico succeeeded in remaking these classic hypnotic designs from their cave-painting originals into path/vector based virtual recordings, or "fonts," from which the modern SubGenius may build a new "weltanschlang", or "way of viewing the world." New symbols were developed by the Funway laboratories and were inserted into the Hieroglyph Set at that time. There may be future ALL-FUNWAY sets to come.

STANG: Anyway, I can't believe what hours you must have poured into this! Is there a plug-in that converts line art to paths, vectors etc, or have you been lining these vector paths up by hand? Either way I KNOW it's gotta be MAJOR TWEAKIN' CITY!!

FUNWAY:There is automatic tracing of bitmaps but it looks like shit. It comes out very sloppy. These are hand drawn one curve at a time. Yeah, this took some time but I have LOTS of that. Vector drawning is slow but very smooth and accurate. It is fun, but not near as fun as we'll be havin' USING the fonts. I was thinking tonight that this will be something that non-graphics-arty types will be able to have FUN with. I think it could inspire a lot of non-artists to do art things. Because the symbols are so great, no matter what you do with it , it's gotta be cool. I mean, they'll be able to make SubG greeting cards and posters and signs in a word processor!

STANG: Well, that's part of the POINT of this whole church -- any fucking amateur if it has half a brain and slack awareness (and a Membership Card!) can do a thousand times better than twenty well funded conspiracy corporate committees!

-- An excerpt from Stang-Funway research notes

The SubGenius Hieroglyphs are © 1997 by REV. IVAN STANG -- PAUL MAVRIDES -- HELLSWAMI SATELLITE WEAVERS -- HAL ROBINS -- ATOM FUNWAY - IR. REV. FRIDAY JONES - PAPA JOE MAMA

The image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is a trademark of The SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc. Use only with permission, all rights reserved. Thank you.

Installation Instructions & Legal Jargon (readme):

Copyright ©1997,
The SubGenius™ Foundation, Inc.

This is a set of the holiest TrueType symbol fonts in this planet's surprisingly long history.

Installation:

MAC Users:

• Drag-and-drop the font files (NOT THE FOLDER) into any of your various Fonts folder, or FontBook. Remember to UnStuff first. Upon restart, these symbol fonts will appear along with all your other fonts in all programs.

WINDOWS users:

• UnZip the folder. Open the folder, right click on the font file and click on "Install".

Requirements:

SUBGENIUS FONTS will work with anything, anywhere, any time.

They are End-Times- event aware, UFO-clean, '98 cache and virtual conscience compatible.

Special Topics for SubGenius Font:

This is especially handy for letterheads and any other simple graphic uses. However, the symbols can also be used with any 3D programs that extrude text into 3D shapes. Anything that you can do with any text font, you can do with this.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS?

You now have a Dobbshead that can INSTANTLY, with the touch of a Capital "A," be embossed into anything.

It is however a TRADEMARKED Dobbshead, you understand. DO NOT USE ANY OF THESE IMAGES COMMERCIALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION/LICENSE FROM SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION, INC. or REV. IVAN STANG.

Troubleshooting / Known Issues

This font seems to work perfectly, everywhere.

Contacting The SubGenius™ Foundation:

If you would like to register your copy of SubGenius Fonts,

E-mail: stang@subgenius.com

Address: The SubGenius Foundation P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1417

Phone/Message: 216.320.9528

A Message to Developers of other SubGenius Products:

Remember, the face of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is a trademark owned by The SubGenius Foundation, inc., so you should always mention that in tiny print somewhere. All of these graphics are copyrighted, and if we find them being used especially prominently somewhere without any credit given to us, much less the Church, we will threaten you.

What is Shareware?

Shareware is destructible software distributed via local bulletin board systems (BBS), commercial online services, user groups, and between enemies of the Conspiracy. You are allowed to use shareware for a trial period before you pay for it, but you must pay for it after that time, or you will die. Shareware exists because people (like you) continue to pay on this honor system. As a user of shareware, you benefit because you get to try the software to see if you like it before you pay. Some developers also give you added benefits when you pay for your shareware (like special deals on other products, and free technical support). We don't. Please share this software with every SubGenius you know! But, PLEASE, give us credit and help us retain the Church's trademark on the Dobbshead!

THANKS and PRABOB.